To all the married folks out there

[playzwtrux]

53. Anyway, have any single friends you can set me up with?

(my wife’s favorite line)

why is your wife asking you to set her up on dates?

Don't act like the "Danger Zone" isn't the most fun area.

You just have to give someone else's name. Problem solved.

This

I pray for your friend if this is what he draws on for a dating pool.

He started with "he was on Tinder", that screams serious issues right there (or just try'n to get some, which he woulda from this girl had he played his cards right)



Tindr is opening yourself up for cra-cra, and prolly deserve what you get. It's the low of the low of dating sites or so I've heard....

 

[heavychevy]

I had to look tinder up ... no thanks.

 

[bradgator2]

why is your wife asking you to set her up on dates?

Being my best friend, he texted the screenshots to both of us in a group text. So.... that line made her laugh the hardest. This really isnt that complicated.

 

[crosscreekcooter]

Brad just wonderin, what's the longest your hamster has treaded water?

 

[divits]

Brad, I for one liked your story. Although it did cause PTSD flashbacks from my dating days.

I always found that the time to get out of Dodge in a hurry occurred once the scale between "crazy good monkey sex" and just "batsh!t crazy" began to lean too much towards the latter.

 

[TheDouglas78]

Now when you said you wife texted, you do mean that is when you switched texting hands to your left hand.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Sounds like a normal conversation to me I have a trillion-million of them.

Skinny, where the hell have you been? Post more and bring your friends.

 

[skinnyquinton]

Skinny, where the hell have you been? Post more and bring your friends.

I will Sir... I'm always around. I blame work for not having chatter outbursts.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

That was the thing that sucked about being single in my 30's and early 40's....The b!tches were all either crazy as hell or had a litter of someone else's problem kids

 

[t-gator]

Sounds hot.

This was my first thought

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Something tells me that was a guaranteed first time go. Of course she might be camped out on your front lawn by the end of the week...

 

[ThreatMatrix]

That girl is sooooo my type.

 

[NavetG8r]

I thought Tinder was for us old codgers? What's your 30 year old friend doing on there?

 

[t-gator]

I thought Tinder was for us old codgers? What's your 30 year old friend doing on there?

Obviously trying to bag a cougar

 

[bradgator2]

T uses grinder.