UF vs Bama SECCG score predictions

[5-Star Finger]

56-17 with bama backups playing the 4th qtr.

 

[5-Star Finger]

3 shoes to none

I want to like this. But I'm still too angry.

 

[5-Star Finger]

Hope you brought you muck boots because it's about to get deep...

On the night before the game the Bama defense is enjoying a shrimp cocktail - the shrimp are farmed, from China, and are teeming with E. coli. Around seven in the morning Najee Harris is trying to help a defensive lineman up off the bathroom floor, slips in a pool of Pepto breaking his coccyx and rolling DeVonta Smith's ankle when the latter tries to catch him.

Meanwhile Mac Jones stumbles in from an all night bender with infamous alcoholic Steve Sarkisian who wanted to show his young protege "the real underground Atlanta." The young QB can't even stand let alone take a snap.

Although Bryce Young has barely played he throws 4 first half touchdowns on 3rd and 20. Trask throws five. Mullen is in the middle of screaming at a disinterested Grantham on the way to the locker room when the latter wanders in front of t-shirt cannon and is instantly and hilariously decapitated. Mullen, in a bind, looks to the front row of fans and picks the first guy that looks qualified. It is @ltraz - who declines the job as it is beneath his expertise. @BMF who is nearby suggests they merge the CB coach and DC position. Mullen declines and instead selects a surprised @Jbossgator8 who will now have to explain why he is in Atlanta rather than at Wal-mart getting formula like he told his wife. Boss asks the chatbox for advice and it's agreed that maybe we shouldn't play 10 yards off the ball on 3rd and 7 or corner blitz when our safeties are coached by Ron English. Suddenly Florida's defense looks at least somewhat less inept. With a couple lucky bounces and Trask playing the game of his life Florida immerges victorious on a last second fade to Pitts.

Boss is hired by FSU as the new DC - killing several birds with the same stone. In short order a two-way petting zoo will own Renegade as their program will be completely destroyed. COVID strikes 6 of the other top ten teams and Florida backs its way into a showdown with Costal Carolina for the national title.

 

[NOLAGATOR]

Hope you brought you muck boots because it's about to get deep...

On the night before the game the Bama defense is enjoying a shrimp cocktail - the shrimp are farmed, from China, and are teeming with E. coli. Around seven in the morning Najee Harris is trying to help a defensive lineman up off the bathroom floor, slips in a pool of Pepto breaking his coccyx and rolling DeVonta Smith's ankle when the latter tries to catch him.

Meanwhile Mac Jones stumbles in from an all night bender with infa
way to the locker room when the latter wanders in front of t-shirt cannon and is instantly and hilariously decapitated. Mullen, in a bind, looks to the front row of fans and picks the first guy that looks qualified. It is @ltraz - who declines the job as it is beneath his expertise. @BMF who is nearby suggests they merge the CB coach and DC position. Mullen declines and instead selects a surprised @Jbossgator8 who will now have to explain why he is in Atlanta rather than at Wal-mart getting formula like he told his wife. Boss asks the chatbox for advice and it's agreed that maybe we shouldn't play 10 yards off the ball on 3rd and 7 or corner blitz when our safeties are coached by Ron English. Suddenly Florida's defense looks at least somewhat less inept. With a couple lucky bounces and Trask playing the game of his life Florida immerges victorious on a last second fade to Pitts.

Boss is hired by FSU as the new DC - killing several birds with the same stone. COVID strikes 6 of the other top ten teams and Florida backs its way into a showdown with Costal Carolina for the national title.

I heard "Magic Mushrooms" are now legal in some states

 

[CGgater]

I'm truly not trolling with this post so please don't take it that way but... UF just lost to a pitiful LSU team because one idiot decided to throw a shoe. That loss cost UF any and all chance at making the CFP even if they were to beat Bama. Please explain how either a 1 or 2 point loss, or even a blow-out loss to Bama would be more embarrassing than that?

Not implying it would be MORE embarrassing than the loss to lsu. However, the risk of a downward spiral is growing. I don't want this team to show any ounce of quit or it could have longterm effects. bamuh certainly has the firepower to destroy our will.

BTW, you may not be intentionally trolling, but you're trolling. You've proven there IS such a thing as a stupid question, but I've done it too, so you're not alone.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

45-38 Bama. Late td saves Saban.

 

[5-Star Finger]

I heard "Magic Mushrooms" are now legal in some states

Just take a sip of this tea. You'll see things my way...

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

This won’t be a problem. The number of times we cross it is the key.

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

It wasn't going into OT because we were going to have plenty of time to drive down and get an easy FG to win the game.

In any event I predict that I will be blissfully unaware of the beatdown as I will be hauling ass down dirt roads in Baja far away from TVs and internets.

The worst case scenario for the playoff committee is a UF upset of Bama. How do you let the loser of the SECCG into the playoff but not the winner? Three cheers for chaos!

Ironic no? This is the same worry the conference office had when we played the very first SECCG.

 

[Nalt]

Hope you brought you muck boots because it's about to get deep...

On the night before the game the Bama defense is enjoying a shrimp cocktail - the shrimp are farmed, from China, and are teeming with E. coli. Around seven in the morning Najee Harris is trying to help a defensive lineman up off the bathroom floor, slips in a pool of Pepto breaking his coccyx and rolling DeVonta Smith's ankle when the latter tries to catch him.

Meanwhile Mac Jones stumbles in from an all night bender with infamous alcoholic Steve Sarkisian who wanted to show his young protege "the real underground Atlanta." The young QB can't even stand let alone take a snap.

Although Bryce Young has barely played he throws 4 first half touchdowns on 3rd and 20. Trask throws five. Mullen is in the middle of screaming at a disinterested Grantham on the way to the locker room when the latter wanders in front of t-shirt cannon and is instantly and hilariously decapitated. Mullen, in a bind, looks to the front row of fans and picks the first guy that looks qualified. It is @ltraz - who declines the job as it is beneath his expertise. @BMF who is nearby suggests they merge the CB coach and DC position. Mullen declines and instead selects a surprised @Jbossgator8 who will now have to explain why he is in Atlanta rather than at Wal-mart getting formula like he told his wife. Boss asks the chatbox for advice and it's agreed that maybe we shouldn't play 10 yards off the ball on 3rd and 7 or corner blitz when our safeties are coached by Ron English. Suddenly Florida's defense looks at least somewhat less inept. With a couple lucky bounces and Trask playing the game of his life Florida immerges victorious on a last second fade to Pitts.

Boss is hired by FSU as the new DC - killing several birds with the same stone. COVID strikes 6 of the other top ten teams and Florida backs its way into a showdown with Costal Carolina for the national title.

This is good stuff. Do you get paid to write things like this? If not, you should...

 

[CGgater]

Hope you brought you muck boots because it's about to get deep...

On the night before the game the Bama defense is enjoying a shrimp cocktail - the shrimp are farmed, from China, and are teeming with E. coli. Around seven in the morning Najee Harris is trying to help a defensive lineman up off the bathroom floor, slips in a pool of Pepto breaking his coccyx and rolling DeVonta Smith's ankle when the latter tries to catch him.

Meanwhile Mac Jones stumbles in from an all night bender with infamous alcoholic Steve Sarkisian who wanted to show his young protege "the real underground Atlanta." The young QB can't even stand let alone take a snap.

Although Bryce Young has barely played he throws 4 first half touchdowns on 3rd and 20. Trask throws five. Mullen is in the middle of screaming at a disinterested Grantham on the way to the locker room when the latter wanders in front of t-shirt cannon and is instantly and hilariously decapitated. Mullen, in a bind, looks to the front row of fans and picks the first guy that looks qualified. It is @ltraz - who declines the job as it is beneath his expertise. @BMF who is nearby suggests they merge the CB coach and DC position. Mullen declines and instead selects a surprised @Jbossgator8 who will now have to explain why he is in Atlanta rather than at Wal-mart getting formula like he told his wife. Boss asks the chatbox for advice and it's agreed that maybe we shouldn't play 10 yards off the ball on 3rd and 7 or corner blitz when our safeties are coached by Ron English. Suddenly Florida's defense looks at least somewhat less inept. With a couple lucky bounces and Trask playing the game of his life Florida immerges victorious on a last second fade to Pitts.

Boss is hired by FSU as the new DC - killing several birds with the same stone. COVID strikes 6 of the other top ten teams and Florida backs its way into a showdown with Costal Carolina for the national title.

Hilarious, but where did you get the notion jboss would accept a job with the nole$??? Also, no reference to a jboss D's ability to own and destroy???

Other than that, flawless.

 

[5-Star Finger]

Hilarious, but where did you get the notion jboss would accept a job with the nole$??? Also, no reference to a jboss D's ability to own and destroy???

Other than that, flawless.

Jboss has kids to feed now. He's not turning down a million dollar pay day. Suggested edit added.

 

[Homer J]

No, he wasn't Saban's assistant and you DON'T have that going for you... smh...

Sorry - that should have read, he isn't a former assistant - all of his assistants have lost to him