Urban Meyer's coffee table

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Poor choice of wording there, and she’s likely unemployed now. But I imagine the whole thing was interesting to her. This was only the second one of these spotlights she’d done, the previous one being Jeff Fisher’s most recent “home”. I don’t have to tell you, when you go from seeing cartons of 305s stacked in a corner next to one of those white plastic chairs, to now seeing this type of luxury, it takes you back.

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Sorry if I didn't give the quote from the article enough context; it was actually Shelley Meyer who said, "I thought you might find that interesting," not the interviewer.

Now can we get back to the topic of the thread please?? We're supposed to be discussing the coffee table. More from the article, with edits for enhanced accuracy:

When you first walk in the front door, you notice a huge, round table with rows and rows of family pictures, perfectly in lines. You might think a designer an insane person did all the decorating, but no and yes.

Shelley says, "The designer's
insane person's name is Urban Meyer."

She says he placed every single picture in its place on tables and the walls in the house. And in his new home office, he chose the spots for all of his championship footballs.

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Sorry if I didn't give the quote from the article enough context; it was actually Shelley Meyer who said, "I thought you might find that interesting," not the interviewer.

Now can we get back to the topic of the thread please?? We're supposed to be discussing the coffee table. More from the article, with edits for enhanced accuracy:

When you first walk in the front door, you notice a huge, round table with rows and rows of family pictures, perfectly in lines. You might think a designer an insane person did all the decorating, but no and yes.

Shelley says, "The designer's
insane person's name is Urban Meyer."

She says he placed every single picture in its place on tables and the walls in the house. And in his new home office, he chose the spots for all of his championship footballs.

jacksonville-jaguars-to-fire-urban-meyer-16649898-750x422.jpg

Does that surprise you at all. I feel like I’m the most OCD, structured person on the planet, and Meyer still weirds me out. It’s what makes him great.
 

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Does that surprise you at all. I feel like I’m the most OCD, structured person on the planet, and Meyer still weirds me out. It’s what makes him great.
No, seeing UM's OCD literally displayed on his living room coffee table does not surprise me. However I was taken aback by the lengths that he and his wife went to just to gaslight us here on GatorChatter:

Outside in their pool, Shelley has enormous pink flamingos floating. She says her friends who follow her on Twitter know she's crazy about flamingos. "They're fun," she says. "Do you know what a group of flamingos is called?" she asks.

Turns out it's not a flock. It's a flamboyance. A bit of trivia to make you smile.


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Poor choice of wording there, and she’s likely unemployed now. But I imagine the whole thing was interesting to her. This was only the second one of these spotlights she’d done, the previous one being Jeff Fisher’s most recent “home”. I don’t have to tell you, when you go from seeing cartons of 305s stacked in a corner next to one of those white plastic chairs, to now seeing this type of luxury, it takes you back.

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Where in the world did you find this picture? :lol:
 

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I don't feel the need to make light of Urbs!
 

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Does that surprise you at all. I feel like I’m the most OCD, structured person on the planet, and Meyer still weirds me out. It’s what makes him great.
Creyer looks ill after a loss.

SOS was always FUCHSING PISSED.

I really miss that.
 

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It has 27 framed photographs on it that he placed there himself.




The coffee table is rendered useless and most of the photos can't be seen anyway because they are blocked by the ones in front of them.

Discuss.

I don't know about you folks, but I think it's just a little odd to have a picture of yourself eating pizza right out there on your coffee table.
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I don't know about you folks, but I think it's just a little odd to have a picture of yourself eating pizza right out there on your coffee table.
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he does love Papa Johns.

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Shelley was likely servicing one of the Pouncey twins and Urbs got stuck with the decorating.
 

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Kinda Clinton-like in that all the people who took those photos are dead now.?
 

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