UF 23
VAN 10
Q1 - PEE-rine breaks a long run for a TD (7-0), Eddie kicks a 34yd FG (10-0)
- Tabor is ejected in what was him mouthing off, VAN shoves him, and the refs see his retaliation.
Q2 - VAN Intercepts AA at our 28yd line, defense holds and VAN kicks a FG (10-3). Eddie counters with a 47yd FG (13-3)
- I run out of beer again.
- VAN completes one of their passes, DBU out of position again, VAN TD on 54yd pass (13-10)
- Wife says she isn't buying me any more alcohol.
Q3 - Callaway is still on punt returns, drops one inside our 20. Defense holds again, but Callaway 'pulled a muscle' (embarrassed) and is in the locker room for the rest of the game.
- AA audibles to his own number, runs for 3 yds on 3rd and 4, suffers concussion. Trask Time.
- I'm drinking any wine I can find in the house. I hate wine.
Q4 - After 3 consecutive 3-outs by our offense playing 'hand off' we call a pass play. Trask's first pass is intercepted at their 38yd line.
- Anzalone blows up the play, creates a funble. I said it, a "FUNBLE"...stay away from my alcohol.
- 3 more run plays for -1 yd. Eddie kicks a FG (16-10)
- I found the whiskey I thought was gone last Christmas.
- Last 4min of the game, we punt, they muff it inside their 20 and we recover - running it in for a ST TD...a STTD....a STD (23-10)
- I pass out.
Final Stats
UF - 286 yds rushing / 212 passing (17-28)
VAN - 147 yds rushing / 86 passing (9-21, recall the long passing TD skews this upwards)