Wally the Pet Emotional Support Alligator has been Kidnapped!

[AlexDaGator]

There is an 87.48% chance that one of our fellow posters is either Wally's owner or Wally's kidnapper. If you like parlay betting, you can put down money that both the owner and the kidnapper are posters.


Wally the ALLIGATOR goes missing from his Pennsylvania home

A Pennsylvania man's 'emotional support alligator' called Wally has gone missing while they were vacationing together in Georgia.

Alex.

 

[CDGator]

So many questions…

 

[Gatordiddy]

Let’s also not forget Albert the alligator in NY.

T-shirts and signs are everywhere

Hamburg community rallies in support of returning 'Albert the Alligator' to his owner

 

[TLB]

Holy SHT! That's about 50min south of me. If the weekend stays as slow as I think it is, I may be buying a shirt and helping in the search. Hot Damn!

 

[AlexDaGator]

There’s a difference between a service animal which is trained to perform a specific service for a disabled person and an emotional support animal which is usually just another way of saying pet.

Service animals are only dogs or miniature horses. You think of them like a bottle of oxygen the owner needs. They go where the owner goes unless there’s a health/safety reason they can’t.

A public accommodation like a hotel doesn’t have to allow your emotional support animal unless it is also a service animal.

Anyway. Imagine a gator on the airplane seat next to you, eating at a restaurant, or chilling on a chaise lounge at the hotel pool deck.

Alex.

 

[CDGator]

Holy SHT! That's about 50min south of me. If the weekend stays as slow as I think it is, I may be buying a shirt and helping in the search. Hot Damn!

Didn’t realize you were in NY

 

[TLB]

Didn’t realize you were in NY

York Haven, PA per the link in the OP article, and the OP quote, and the image of his registration....Pennsylvania. I'm just outside Harrisburg.

 

[CDGator]

York Haven, PA per the link in the OP article, and the OP quote, and the image of his registration....Pennsylvania. I'm just outside Harrisburg.

I watched the video from @Gatordiddy ‘s post and it was NY

 

[Nalt]

There is an 87.48% chance that one of our fellow posters is either Wally's owner or Wally's kidnapper. If you like parlay betting, you can put down money that both the owner and the kidnapper are posters.


Wally the ALLIGATOR goes missing from his Pennsylvania home

Alex.

Who came up with that percentage and how? To channel my 7th grade math teacher, "Please show your work."

 

[AlexDaGator]

Who came up with that percentage and how? To channel my 7th grade math teacher, "Please show your work."

7th grade honors math in Trailerbamma:

(Multiple Choice)

Q. If your aunt married her cousin and had 3 children with him, then got divorced but kept all 3 kids, then married her uncle and had 2 more kids with him, how many total inbred kids can your aunt’s household claim for welfare and food stamps? The correct answer is five. Roll Tide.

A. Five or 5
B. All of the Above
C. All of the Above and Roll Tide for extra credit






Alex.

 

[Nalt]

Roll Tide.







Alex.

Ha! I knew you were a closet Bammer!