Wednesday Worsts….Ahhh heck!

CDGator

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You're next in line in the short lane in the grocery store and the cashier turns on the blinky light to call for a manager

The coke machine keeps spitting out your only dollar

You just get your car washed and a bird poops on it

You get to the grocery store and you've left your list at home
 

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You have to watch AR pretend to be a drop back passer…all season.

You have to watch our LBs attempt to cover a TE.

You have to watch our our DEs fly past the ball carrier on on every play.

You have to watch us sit on timeouts with great field position at the end on every half.
 

Ironhead

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You are in a rush to drive 10 hours to the family Christmas but are stuck behind a Progressive Insurance award winner driving 69.5 mph in the left lane , in a continuous loop.

You are in your truck, sitting in the rain while your windshield wipers are worn to the metal, and scraping across the windshield, in a continuous loop.

You are stuck on a cruise ship during a lgbtq marriage ceremony weekend, in port because of Covid.
 

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  • Every time you go to the dermatologist for a simple “skin check” they always say “Ooh! Where did that come from?”
  • Going to pour a glass of OJ, milk, etc. and the container in the fridge has about an ounce in it.
  • You’ve been holding it a while and you finally get home, rush into the loo and take care of business only to realize there’s only one sheet of paper on the roll
  • Every time you go to the bathroom it just happens to be right after someone else and worse than no courtesy flush is that the seat is still warm.
 

TheMarylandGator

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  • Every time you go to the dermatologist for a simple “skin check” they always say “Ooh! Where did that come from?”
  • Going to pour a glass of OJ, milk, etc. and the container in the fridge has about an ounce in it.
  • You’ve been holding it a while and you finally get home, rush into the loo and take care of business only to realize there’s only one sheet of paper on the roll
  • Every time you go to the bathroom it just happens to be right after someone else and worse than no courtesy flush is that the seat is still warm.
"Oh, hey let's do a biopsy."
 

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