Why aren’t we competing at Blindfolded Squeaky Rubber Chicken Shoe?

[Zambo]

 

[CaseyGator]

 

[GatorJ]

Oh my God. That had me laughing so hard

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Bc you touch yourself.

 

[soflagator]

 

[Treebeard]

Be sure to listen/watch thru 1:40...

 

[deuce]

WTF - over...

 

[PastyStoole]

UF will NEVER win a national championship in Blindfolded Squeaky Rubber Chicken Shoe, just like it won't ever compete in any other non-sport participation "sports" like Quidditch and Women's basketball. I'd be shocked if we win even one conference championship in the next 15 years in any of these "sports." The reason, you ask? Endowments. Endowments are the reason. As a general rule, the larger the school's endowment, the worse the school's teams are in sports designed for freaks, weirdos, and lesbians. If you are a high-powered CEO at Pfizer, McDonnell Douglas, Cisco, or Forever 21 looking to invest research dollars, do you want your company name associated with out-of-shape middle-aged Asian men playing Blindfolded Squeaky Rubber Chicken Shoe, adult male Quidditch-playing dorks dressed up in wizardling costumes pretending to fly with a broom shoved in their crotch, or repulsive, hairy arm-pitted lesbians playing women's basketball? The answer is no. No, you don't.

 

[aka]

You first.

 

[MertzJay26]

Don’t give Stricklin any ideas. He’ll take $$ from football and dump it into this so we can be an “everything school”

 

[Gatormac2112]

Be sure to listen/watch thru 1:40...

This is the life changing, enlightening content that keeps bringing me back to GC

 

[Gatordiddy]

This is the life changing, enlightening content that keeps bringing me back to GC

it was pretty impressive, wasn't it?

 

[aka]

Be sure to listen/watch thru 1:40...

This is what happens when a whole generation doesn't go outside and play.

 

[Gatormac2112]

it was pretty impressive, wasn't it?

It actually was

 

[Thick&ThinG8r]

Why do I have the feeling @BNAG8R and his costume wearing friends will be playing this at epcot this year.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Not gonna lie, I've watched about 5 times so far and each time I laugh harder than the last

 

[aka]

Not gonna lie, I've watched about 5 times so far and each time I laugh harder than the last

 

[Zambo]

Not gonna lie, I've watched about 5 times so far and each time I laugh harder than the last

My mom is laying in a rehab center recovering from heart complications along with a laundry list of other infirmities. In a thoughtless moment I showed her this video to cheer her up and she started laughing so hard I actually got scared it might kill her.

 

[t-gator]

Probably the most zambo video ever posted

 

[MidwestChomp]

We aren't competing at it because we can't afford the rubber chickens