UF will NEVER win a national championship in Blindfolded Squeaky Rubber Chicken Shoe, just like it won't ever compete in any other non-sport participation "sports" like Quidditch and Women's basketball. I'd be shocked if we win even one conference championship in the next 15 years in any of these "sports." The reason, you ask? Endowments. Endowments are the reason. As a general rule, the larger the school's endowment, the worse the school's teams are in sports designed for freaks, weirdos, and lesbians. If you are a high-powered CEO at Pfizer, McDonnell Douglas, Cisco, or Forever 21 looking to invest research dollars, do you want your company name associated with out-of-shape middle-aged Asian men playing Blindfolded Squeaky Rubber Chicken Shoe, adult male Quidditch-playing dorks dressed up in wizardling costumes pretending to fly with a broom shoved in their crotch, or repulsive, hairy arm-pitted lesbians playing women's basketball? The answer is no. No, you don't.