Brady and Gisele on brink of divorce?

[GatorJ]

Gisele Bündchen Has Hired a Divorce Lawyer, Tom Brady 'Trying to Figure Out What to Do': Sources

Gisele Bündchen has hired a divorce lawyer following months of 'tension' between her and her longtime husband, Tom Brady, sources confirmed to PEOPLE

people.com

 

[GatorJ]

 

[FireFoley]

Well I just guess TB 12 will just have to go out, meet another Supermodel skank, shag her and father a child. That would be a third time for this story. Would that be considered a trifecta or a triple play?

 

[DeltaGlamma]

This seems kinda out there to me....but it would explain Brady's unexplained absence during preseason. LOL @ the reference to Salt Life!

 

[soflagator]

I’ve been saying this for over a year. He’s a busted suitcase. They never recovered from when he tried putting up that mobile home in that empty dirt lot in Miami and convincing her all the stars were doing it. Card declined at Bern’s, once? No problem. Two and three times, while arrogantly laughing it off as some sort of direct deposit delay issue? Divorce.

 

[GatorJ]

I’m not sure why this moved to the lounge. It’s a relevant sport story. I think this is the reason why the Bucs have been struggling this year.

 

[soflagator]

I’m not sure why this moved to the lounge. It’s a relevant sport story. I think this is the reason why the Bucs have been struggling this year.

One of the mods has a Salt Life sticker on at least one vehicle, maybe two. Only explanation. This became very personal and vindictive, imo, and I’m sorry you got caught up in it.

 

[LaylaGator]

Every single woman in Tampa is scheduling a Botox treatment and a root touch-up right now.

 

[Gatordiddy]

Every single woman in Tampa is scheduling a Botox treatment and a root touch-up right now.

Probably some married ones too

 

[Nalt]

Just like anyone's decision to be gay, racist, homophobic, an alcoholic, drug user, etc. As long as it doesn't affect me, I don't care. Not a story except for those who like drama in their lives...

 

[Bernardo de la Paz]

One of the mods has a Salt Life sticker on at least one vehicle, maybe two. Only explanation. This became very personal and vindictive, imo, and I’m sorry you got caught up in it.

The urban dictionary has a great definition for salt life:

Urban Dictionary: Salt Life

Originally a sticker on the back of cars used to denote a surfer, bodyboarder, or general beach bum whose life centered around the ocean or related beach going activities. Ever seen a 32 year old man whose primary activity was surfing and working on his tan? That person would have a salt life...

www.urbandictionary.com

Salt Life​

​

Originally a sticker on the back of cars used to denote a surfer, bodyboarder, or general beach bum whose life centered around the ocean or related beach going activities. Ever seen a 32 year old man whose primary activity was surfing and working on his tan? That person would have a salt life sticker. ​

Unfortunately the trend spread to senior citizens, wanna be hipsters, soccer moms, and other persons wishing to inform the world that yes, they too have visited the beach at some point in life and they have the sticker to prove it.
Dude: "Check out this wicked Salt Life sticker I just got for the back of my car!"

Me: "That's really lame dude. My Grandma has one of those on the back of her wheelchair and aren't you afraid of the ocean ever since you got raped by that dolphin?"

Dude: "I don't want to talk about it."

 

[CGgater]

If Gisele is making this move because she thinks I’m available, she’s gonna be very disappointed.

 

[soflagator]

If Gisele is making this move because she thinks I’m available, she’s gonna be very disappointed.

Wins the day.

 

[GatorJ]

If Gisele is making this move because she thinks I’m available, she’s gonna be very disappointed.

You’re available. You’re always available.

 

[AlexDaGator]

If Gisele is making this move because she thinks I’m available, she’s gonna be very disappointed.

While it is stunning and brave of you to come out like this on a sports message board, I strongly suspect Tom only digs chicks.

Alex.

 

[jeeping8r]

No matter how good she looks, somewhere there's a man tired of her schiff

 

[FireFoley]

Brady, Gisele announce divorce after 13 years

Bucs quarterback Tom Brady and wife Gisele Bundchen announced their divorce on Friday after 13 years of marriage.

www.espn.com

Now Giselle can go find someone who is on her level financially.

 

[Spurffelbow833]

Every single woman in Tampa is scheduling a Botox treatment and a root touch-up right now.

Do you mean single as in individual regardless of marital status or single as in unmarried? With his kind of money, clarification is needed. There are probably plenty of bored housewives who'd be thrilled to help themselves to his bank account and have him gone all the time.

 

[Spurffelbow833]

Thing is, she makes a lot more than he does. We could be living in a world where the NFL's GOAT collects alimony in a divorce settlement.

 

[CDGator]

Thing is, she makes a lot more than he does. We could be living in a world where the NFL's GOAT collects alimony in a divorce settlement.

How is she making more than him? I keep hearing this but not sure what she's doing to make her money. (too lazy to look it up)