I don't make it a point to spend my time on satire sites, nope. Sorry, guess I missed the point. Carry on!
It's well worth the 30-60 seconds it took to read. Funny stuff!
Funny thing is I saw a different dookie who needed to sit down- Jefferson, I think? I was surprised to see:
1. The refs pause the game until he got his contact lens back in (twice)... Um, don't you substitute players when that happens, just like an injury?
2. He argued with the ref for what seemed like 30 seconds (thought/cried he was fouled)... I believe UF got a T this year for arguing longer than 5 seconds.
I had dookie in the final 4, but I don't mind.