Dwayne Haskins, running across the interstate drunk and high in the dark, killed by dump truck at 24

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I think he just made a stupid decision that ended up being fatal. From what I’ve read, he was on his way to practice, ran out of gas, decided to walk across the interstate to get some and you know the rest of the story. I think it would’ve still been dark so he probably misjudged how fast those vehicles were coming.
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Drunk as hell, I guarantee it, and enough THC in his bloodstream to kill an elephant.
 

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I'm sure the results aren't even available yet - it takes weeks. They'll be made public.
I wouldn’t think they were available yet either - 4-6 weeks is standard - but the fact the sheriff’s office appears done with the case makes me think the sheriff knows what it’s going to say already and feels comfortable wrapping up the investigation.
 

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It wasn't a deserted stretch of road. There were several eyewitnesses. I don't think the Tox report has been released, I think the released report is just about the Truck Drivers complicity.
 

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Maybe a Vegas stripper he married one drunk night?

well... her name is Kalabrya and there's some Vegas violence in here.
could be the reason his parents declined a 'meet up' with the young lady.

(general question for the group - how much time traditionally passes in a marriage before you decide to renew your wedding vows? :lol:

"...Haskins-Gondrezick, a former Michigan State basketball player, told police that the couple married in March and were in the area (in July) to renew their vows and celebrate with friends."

Dwayne Haskins' wife arrested after allegedly knocking out his tooth
 

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well... her name is Kalabrya and there's some Vegas violence in here.
could be the reason his parents declined a 'meet up' with the young lady.

(general question for the group - how much time traditionally passes in a marriage before you decide to renew your wedding vows? :lol:

"...Haskins-Gondrezick, a former Michigan State basketball player, told police that the couple married in March and were in the area (in July) to renew their vows and celebrate with friends."

Dwayne Haskins' wife arrested after allegedly knocking out his tooth

General rule on renewing vows is 6 months. Then you deduct one month for each missing tooth.

At some point, we have to touch on “Kalabrya”, right? I mean, I can’t be the only one noticing this. @ThreatMatrix, you’re not gonna be silent on this one, are you? What’s next, Tuhsquinny? This all has to end.
 

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They were going to renew their vows after 4 months? :lol:

Doesn't seem like a very good sign.
 

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General rule on renewing vows is 6 months. Then you deduct one month for each missing tooth.

At some point, we have to touch on “Kalabrya”, right? I mean, I can’t be the only one noticing this. @ThreatMatrix, you’re not gonna be silent on this one, are you? What’s next, Tuhsquinny? This all has to end.
Kalabrya formerly known as Kalab?
 

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General rule on renewing vows is 6 months. Then you deduct one month for each missing tooth.

At some point, we have to touch on “Kalabrya”, right? I mean, I can’t be the only one noticing this. @ThreatMatrix, you’re not gonna be silent on this one, are you? What’s next, Tuhsquinny? This all has to end.

Don't know about that name but she's got that I've been a bad girl and I need a spanking daddy look.
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