Gator Haikus

[Zambo]

Lets hear them. I'll start.


Where is the offense?
MacElwain is not working.
Can Spurrier coach?


Website traffic up
Bad football means good business
Ox rolling in dough

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

And yet and yet and
yet and yet and yet and yet.
Purty kewl, ain't it?

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Gay gay gay
Gay gay gay gay
Gay gay gay

 

[Maxxodd]

Defense not elite
Offense worse than pop warner
Pain and suffering

 

[CGgater]

January 2, 1997, where did you go?

Fun n Gun, please come back!

 

[NavetG8r]

Bless you.

 

[Zambo]

Gay gay gay
Gay gay gay gay
Gay gay gay

I'm not sure you know how this works.

 

[ItsDookie87]

I'm not sure you know how this works.

Yeah, should have been:

Gay gay gay gay gay
Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
Gay gay gay gay gay

 

[stephenPE]

For


A game of dodge ball.
One by one
We fall like soldiers.

 

[Zambo]

Yeah, should have been:

Gay gay gay gay gay
Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
Gay gay gay gay gay

Stick an umbrella
up your ass and open it
Then pull it back out

 

[stephenPE]

gators struggle each week
why even care
because our passion continues

dumpers always have complaints
pumpers have faith
the narrative never ends

 

[stephenPE]

last one...........for the angry
Spurrier gave us life
Now only strife
Give me a knife

 

[krisl648]

Bet we sold some popcorn
and yet, new unis
played his tail off today

 

[ItsDookie87]

They say he just needs
a QB, OC and time
I'm sure that will work

 

[krisl648]

credit cards and internet
callaway and scarlett bet
not cops like in tally

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Stick an umbrella
up your ass and open it
Then pull it back out

That would be painful.
I'm not sure anatomy
Works like that, Bubbles.

 

[CGgater]

Well I know what's right
I got just one life
In a world that keeps on pushin' me around
But I'll stand my ground
And I won't back down



I stole the lyrics, but they seem appropriate for the occasion.

 

[ItsDookie87]

This team is so down
That we are making Haikus
During the season

 

[ThreatMatrix]

I'm not sure you know how this works.

Have penis. Wouldn't know.

 

[Zambo]

Have penis. Wouldn't know.

You should trade it in for a sense of humor. You'd probably use it more.