Gator Haikus

[divits]

Bad hires bring strife
Brings grasping of straws
Team dressed as lizards

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

Franks rolls to the side
A yellow flag thrown on grass
As a whistle blows

 

[Swamp Donkey]

offense worse than chimp
butters made millions anyway
always wait til next year

 

[GatorJ]

Mac really sucks ass
He really, really sucks ass
Fvk Off Montana

 

[Lake Gator]

Some fuss over Nuss
Others can't stomach Coach Mac
Stricklin sickens most

No pill to cure ills
Chat room blather is no help
Winning will fix all

Go Gators.

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

McElwain humps shark
Gators lose to L-S-U
No we won't back down

 

[ufgator812]

I'm sick of Butters
He makes me want to vomit
He just needs to go

 

[Zambo]

Some of these are awesome

 

[ThreatMatrix]

You should trade it in for a sense of humor. You'd probably use it more.

Maybe we can knit Gator doilies later.

 

[Zambo]

Maybe we can knit Gator doilies later.

Maybe we can knit you a diaper.

 

[Swamp Queen]

gators struggle each week
why even care
because our passion continues

dumpers always have complaints
pumpers have faith
the narrative never ends

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Come on Coach!

 

[GatorJ]

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Come on Coach!

Well in his defense he is a PE coach. Not an English teacher.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Come on Coach!

Public employee. He works about 40% less.

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

"Mac ran off Grier!" ~Crete
"Mac OWNED and DESTROYED you!" ~Boss
"Purdy kewl, huh?" ~Mac

 

[stephenPE]

Well if you are gonna be anal. Content over structure any day. Challenge accepted.
We lost again, Damn
You hate him its obvious
Wallow in your grief

 

[Lake Gator]

Haiku's Jap art form
Same folk messed up Pearl Harbor
Some never forget

Why do I compose
This sorry Nipponese prose
Mo betta to tweet.

 

[stephenPE]

spurrier left us
Urban came and tested us
mac nuss makes you cuss

 

[GatorJ]

Haiku's Jap art form
Same folk messed up Pearl Harbor
Some never forget

Why do I compose
This sorry Nipponese prose
Better to tweet.

You composed nicely
Strong wit. Unfortunately
Only four at end

 

[aka]

This place cracks me up
Some more than others of course
Desperate we are

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Body wash does work
In a pinch if you apply
It to the bunghole