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It would have been more appropriate if you had just made the title "BMF" so he could play his most important role on the board as Thread Title Corrector.
 

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Here's a good birthday story....

I went to the gym this afternoon. While I was working out I got a text from Chase saying there was a possible fraudulent charge on my credit card (this has happened to me before while at the same gym). I walk to the locker room...and my locker is busted open, gym bag stolen - which contained my wallet. Inside the wallet: 2 credit cards, 2 debit cards, Florida DL, military ID, concealed carry permit, and $330 cash (I was supposed to go visit a cousin tomorrow, so I took out $200 today, and I always carry a "emergency hundy" in the back of the wallet). They stole my car keys....and my spare key is in the safe....in Florida. Wife is overnighting my spare key tomorrow along w/ my passport. I'm going to try to get a new military ID tomorrow. Citi is overnighting a new credit card. I have to call the bank tomorrow to get a new debit card. What a sh*tshow! Great birthday!!
 

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Here's a good birthday story....

I went to the gym this afternoon. While I was working out I got a text from Chase saying there was a possible fraudulent charge on my credit card (this has happened to me before while at the same gym). I walk to the locker room...and my locker is busted open, gym bag stolen - which contained my wallet. Inside the wallet: 2 credit cards, 2 debit cards, Florida DL, military ID, concealed carry permit, and $330 cash (I was supposed to go visit a cousin tomorrow, so I took out $200 today, and I always carry a "emergency hundy" in the back of the wallet). They stole my car keys....and my spare key is in the safe....in Florida. Wife is overnighting my spare key tomorrow along w/ my passport. I'm going to try to get a new military ID tomorrow. Citi is overnighting a new credit card. I have to call the bank tomorrow to get a new debit card. What a sh*tshow! Great birthday!!
They should die a slow, painful death.
 

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Happy Birthday!!
 

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Here's a good birthday story....

I went to the gym this afternoon. While I was working out I got a text from Chase saying there was a possible fraudulent charge on my credit card (this has happened to me before while at the same gym). I walk to the locker room...and my locker is busted open, gym bag stolen - which contained my wallet. Inside the wallet: 2 credit cards, 2 debit cards, Florida DL, military ID, concealed carry permit, and $330 cash (I was supposed to go visit a cousin tomorrow, so I took out $200 today, and I always carry a "emergency hundy" in the back of the wallet). They stole my car keys....and my spare key is in the safe....in Florida. Wife is overnighting my spare key tomorrow along w/ my passport. I'm going to try to get a new military ID tomorrow. Citi is overnighting a new credit card. I have to call the bank tomorrow to get a new debit card. What a sh*tshow! Great birthday!!
sounds like you need a gym in a better neighborhood
 

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Sorry you have to deal with all that crap, especially on your birthday. Hope you have a much more enjoyable Friday and weekend.
 

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damn that was an expensive wkout. I wkout at home and never have that problem. I cannot help but see BMF and always think big mutha phkka. hope your birthday gets better after all the shtt that went down. Maybe the wkout center has some culpability in your loss. What say, Law/
 

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Here's a good birthday story....

I went to the gym this afternoon. While I was working out I got a text from Chase saying there was a possible fraudulent charge on my credit card (this has happened to me before while at the same gym). I walk to the locker room...and my locker is busted open, gym bag stolen - which contained my wallet. Inside the wallet: 2 credit cards, 2 debit cards, Florida DL, military ID, concealed carry permit, and $330 cash (I was supposed to go visit a cousin tomorrow, so I took out $200 today, and I always carry a "emergency hundy" in the back of the wallet). They stole my car keys....and my spare key is in the safe....in Florida. Wife is overnighting my spare key tomorrow along w/ my passport. I'm going to try to get a new military ID tomorrow. Citi is overnighting a new credit card. I have to call the bank tomorrow to get a new debit card. What a sh*tshow! Great birthday!!

This is exactly why I don't leave my wallet in the gym locker, I stash it in one of those little lock boxes near the front desk, along with my keys, which you choose your own code to unlock when leaving. I'm assuming your gym doesn't have lock boxes to stash small personal items?
 

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