Happy Birthday Slug!

[RocketCityGator]

Slow down, take it easy today.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

HBD to one of my favorite posters!

 

[rogdochar]

Have an especial day. May your smile be launched over & over by those gifting you -- all relationships you created.

Incidentally, by biologists' concerted definition, it is the slug that has the longest penis in the creature kingdom. They define the penis as the biological device by which the male delivers fertilization to the female. During slug mating "season" the male slug secretes his sperm within his slime-trail, some 25 feet long. Attracted by slug pheronomes, the female sidles across it and voila! she's impregnated. Way to go slug & you don't have to shell out for child support.

PS>> Nothing sluggish about your fertility: count those kids
.

...... I guess this is your signature?

 

[bradgator2]

Snail trails?

Way to go rog.

 

[Slug]

HBD to one of my favorite posters!

You're gonna make me blush.

 

[EuroGator]

Happy Birthday Slug. Even if you hate birthdays, you can still have a good one.

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[Concrete Helmet]

HBD

 

[GMDGator]

Happy Birthday Bud!

 

[stephenPE]

Happy BD........

 

[CGgater]

HBD, Slug! Have you even moved in the last 8 hours? I can't tell...

 

[GatorBart]

Hope you're having a good one!

 

[cover2]

HBD big guy! You know, for some "Slug" isn't just a name...it's a way of life :)

 

[ufgator812]

 

[Slug]

Happy BD........

That's a good looking cake.

 

[Slug]

HBD, Slug! Have you even moved in the last 8 hours? I can't tell...

Taking my morning piss right now.

 

[Slug]

Have an especial day. May your smile be launched over & over by those gifting you -- all relationships you created.

Incidentally, by biologists' concerted definition, it is the slug that has the longest penis in the creature kingdom. They define the penis as the biological device by which the male delivers fertilization to the female. During slug mating "season" the male slug secretes his sperm within his slime-trail, some 25 feet long. Attracted by slug pheronomes, the female sidles across it and voila! she's impregnated. Way to go slug & you don't have to shell out for child support.

PS>> Nothing sluggish about your fertility: count those kids
.

...... I guess this is your signature?

That's a fraud, my F's don't look like that.

 

[Slug]

Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I still hate you.

 

[rogdochar]

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...... I guess this is your signature?

That's a fraud, my F's don't look like that.

That's your sperm-sig drug across frying asphalt.

#36

 

[gatordad3]

To one of my favorite posters on the political board. Happy birthday Slug!

 

[aka]

Happy Birthday!