Have an especial day. May your smile be launched over & over by those gifting you -- all relationships you created.
Incidentally, by biologists' concerted definition, it is the slug that has the longest penis in the creature kingdom. They define the penis as the biological device by which the male delivers fertilization to the female. During slug mating "season" the male slug secretes his sperm within his slime-trail, some 25 feet long. Attracted by slug pheronomes, the female sidles across it and voila! she's impregnated. Way to go slug & you don't have to shell out for child support.
PS>> Nothing sluggish about your fertility: count those kids
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...... I guess this is your signature?