- Jun 12, 2014
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The play on the gridiron and mind boggling coaching decisions have left much to be desired from gator nation . As our basketball team improves and we inch closer to baseball season it’s a perfect time to celebrate Festivus by pointing out other’s shortcomings and reminding them of all the things they’ve done wrong over the last year . I got a lot of problems with you bastards and now you’re gonna hear about it.
To the sons of bitches ragging on urgs
Height ,
He cannot help the fact he’s vertically challenged. Give it a rest . Half of you have bad hair and smell like a horses ass .
Bait-N- You’ve moved into the top 5. Keep it up you funny ****er
MJM- You remain a man’s man. I’m about to pour a drink in your name you son of a bitch.
Aaron- Despite another year of not sending you a dime, You’ll be pleased to know a donation has been made in your name to the human fund . Money for people. You’re welcome Ox.
SoFla- one trip to the salon is one too many . While you were busy getting your nails done drew lock of all people roasted those bastard eagles. Hope you enjoyed your mani/pedi Sally
Durty- I guess it’s true nobody’s perfect . However you can reverse the trend by stop cheering on the Eastern PA slumlords . Do better you son of a bitch.
Detroit - talk about a fall from grace. A real man’s man once upon a time . And without question a once top 5 poster . Now he’s offended by the word queer . Such a pity . I’ll pour my second drink for you ya jackass.
Alex- An even further fall from grace . Gone are the days of amazing stories of threesomes in Knoxville after gator victories or beating the **** out of hillbillies . A man’s man if there ever was . Now those stories are a distant memory , such a shame . Now all we seem to get are subpar jokes and puns. Take us for a trip down memory lane sometime a hole .
NV- You’re robbing the world of culinary greatness. Quit your job and open up a restaurant mother ****er .
Cover- You retain gold simply because you have no weakness combining a robust knowledge of the game we love along with a soft spot for our gators . Do you really not have a single imperfection you magnificent bastard ? Merry Christmas *******
Zambo has taken the crown of not only the best damn pilot in the sky but also the funniest member of Gatorchatter . Which means he must take part in the feats of
stength.
Happy Festivus ****ers!
To the sons of bitches ragging on urgs
Height ,
He cannot help the fact he’s vertically challenged. Give it a rest . Half of you have bad hair and smell like a horses ass .
Bait-N- You’ve moved into the top 5. Keep it up you funny ****er
MJM- You remain a man’s man. I’m about to pour a drink in your name you son of a bitch.
Aaron- Despite another year of not sending you a dime, You’ll be pleased to know a donation has been made in your name to the human fund . Money for people. You’re welcome Ox.
SoFla- one trip to the salon is one too many . While you were busy getting your nails done drew lock of all people roasted those bastard eagles. Hope you enjoyed your mani/pedi Sally
Durty- I guess it’s true nobody’s perfect . However you can reverse the trend by stop cheering on the Eastern PA slumlords . Do better you son of a bitch.
Detroit - talk about a fall from grace. A real man’s man once upon a time . And without question a once top 5 poster . Now he’s offended by the word queer . Such a pity . I’ll pour my second drink for you ya jackass.
Alex- An even further fall from grace . Gone are the days of amazing stories of threesomes in Knoxville after gator victories or beating the **** out of hillbillies . A man’s man if there ever was . Now those stories are a distant memory , such a shame . Now all we seem to get are subpar jokes and puns. Take us for a trip down memory lane sometime a hole .
NV- You’re robbing the world of culinary greatness. Quit your job and open up a restaurant mother ****er .
Cover- You retain gold simply because you have no weakness combining a robust knowledge of the game we love along with a soft spot for our gators . Do you really not have a single imperfection you magnificent bastard ? Merry Christmas *******
Zambo has taken the crown of not only the best damn pilot in the sky but also the funniest member of Gatorchatter . Which means he must take part in the feats of
stength.
Happy Festivus ****ers!
