Male UGA equipment manager caught trying to spy on players in shower with hidden camera

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Dunno. Let's ask Mr. SEC. He follows the dicks.
 

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This guy could look at the naked players in the shower all day long and store it for playback in his perverted mind. Instead, he decides he wants to actually record it with cameras. Ick.

And yes, I'm talking about Kirby Smart.
 

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Anyone else think it might have been Kirby who planted those cameras?

I said months ago that Smart strikes me as a homosexual. This all but confirms it.

I think the bigger “elephant in the room” is his obsession with naked, crying men covered in confetti. I’ve been married for a decade so you’ll have to help me out here...is that a popular porn genre these days?
 
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Yeah, I can almost magine Smart, Champ and Saban in a menage a trois.
 

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Dude's really pissed cause the new jock straps are due in any day and he was gon get to make sure they all fit properly
 

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He was working on a self-written book of porn-poetry so he could earn money perverse.
 

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He was talking about what Purvis saw in the shower.....

I guess Purvey wasn't an equipment manager for nothing....

I think we were on the same page. It was meant to be a play on words; as in "no big deal" = little penises.

FVKC GEORGIA!!
 

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"no big deal" = little penises.

It's UGa, so "little pricks". Actually, if he had decent thought process, he shoulda claimed there were complaints of peeing in the shower and he was 'spying' to catch those.... you know, spotting the guys when they lifted their leg.
 

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Kirby Smart....... "No Big Deal"


Is he referring to member size?
 

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This guy could look at the naked players in the shower all day long and store it for playback in his perverted mind. Instead, he decides he wants to actually record it with cameras.

It's the only way you can dub in banjo music during post production. Think about how many copies he must've sold throughout Georgia once he put an Earl Scruggs track over that action.
 
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Nothing to see here, guys. Just your average equipment manager perving over football players. Lol
 

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