Man has sex with beaver plowed by car

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  1. 5-Star Finger

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    :eek3: I......uhhhh........:facepalm:


    On a side note, this article is a great illustration of what Newsweek has become.
     
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      Which GCMB poster are we missing?
       
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      Are you suggesting that one of us was secretly a beaver?
       
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        so the beaver got plowed twice?
         
        • 5-Star Finger

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          Correct. First it was plowed by a sedan. This left it crippled. The amorous meth-head apparently plowed it the rest of the way dead.
           
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          Ray, as always.
           
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            Maybe no one ever explained the difference-
            same name but...
             
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            “Drug abuse is obviously the gateway to demon possession because nobody in their right mind would have sexual relations with an animal.”
            He kinda has a point.
             
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