Ok. I'll bite. Dated this beautiful girl for 3.5 years. Smart girl. We were in an interracial relationship, and her parents had not made it to the 20th century so I was deep in the closet. Every time her brother or parents made it into Gainesville I had to disappear. I think her parents thought she was a lesbian, because she never admitted to having a boyfriend. During the holidays I had to fly solo, because she was not bringing me home to Daddy.
After all of this, my friend told me that "I think you should know that I saw her at a club". I was like, why should I care. He told me he saw her grinding with and kissing on some dude. I confronted her. She made it seem like no big deal, it was just a friend. I asked her was she was sleeping with him. She said no, but she is a terrible liar. I broke up with her, but somehow we still ended up in the sack occasionally. She applied to grad schools with a 3.9 GPA. She was accepted to many programs, but inexplicably chose Criminole U, on a full ride, even though she could have attended an Ivy League. At that point, I lost respect for her and stopped sleeping with her. The End.