Michigan signee DT Aubrey Solomon's mom story

[Gator Fever]

Here's the actual questionnaire:



None of those questions are even close to being crazy. That's a parent looking out for a kid.

Just making out that questionnaire like that suggests some craziness to me. Some of those questions suggest crazy possible troublemaker imo.

 

[t-gator]

Is his mom hot? That's the only way filling out this questionnaire would be worth it

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I'd like to see how long it would take for the GA to fill out the question about the requirements and eligibility for for all the degree programs. I suspect Michigan has thousands. It should fit in that space pretty easily.

This woman seems dumber than a box of rocks.

 

[deuce]

I'd like to see how long it would take for the GA to fill out the question about the requirements and eligibility for for all the degree programs. I suspect Michigan has thousands. It should fit in that space pretty easily.

This woman seems dumber than a box of rocks.

But she loves her gravy train.........

 

[oxrageous]

As a coach, if that list was put in front of me I would immediately withdraw any offers. If she was on the premises, I'd ask her to leave or be escorted out by armed security. I would then carefully hold the document up by the corner and set it alight.

After she left, I'd make a call to Child Protective Services and file a report. Poor kid, is all I can say. His college years are going to be hell.

 

[GatorBart]

As a coach, if that list was put in front of me I would immediately withdraw any offers. If she was on the premises, I'd ask her to leave or be escorted out by armed security. I would then carefully hold the document up by the corner and set it alight.

After she left, I'd make a call to Child Protective Services and file a report. Poor kid, is all I can say. His college years are going to be hell.

I'm with ya. I read the first question and refused to go further.
'Can my son choose his own degree?'
Reply: "Seriously? No Maam, we've already determined Aubrey will be tops in his class in underwater basket-weaving, so we've enrolled him the College of Arts and Sciences with his Major being Creative Arts."

My junior year in HS, my Mom told me that I needed to decide what I was going to do after graduating HS - either go to college or get a job. As she said she was going to move to KC after I graduated HS and that I was not going with her (I'm the youngest of 4 and she was a single parent since I was 4 years old, so I don't blame her one bit). We grew up in rural Illinois, so going to college wasn't what everyone did. Well, I chose college, changed my major after my first year from computer science to geology, and 10 years later I had a MS degree in geology from UF. I never once discussed any of these decisions with my Mom - I told her what I was going to do. I appreciated that my Mom let me be my own man about it all.

 

[rogdochar]

First, the minor certainties. Some good questions & some off-target questions. However, this would be a decent PR notification that Universities vying to recruit for academic scholars as well as sports scholarships = that the preprint a "brochure" posing and answering relevant questions.

Now, for the main certainty shown by this authoritative interrogatory = the kid will be a bust, never see the field.

 

[BMF]

As a coach, if that list was put in front of me I would immediately withdraw any offers. If she was on the premises, I'd ask her to leave or be escorted out by armed security. I would then carefully hold the document up by the corner and set it alight.

After she left, I'd make a call to Child Protective Services and file a report. Poor kid, is all I can say. His college years are going to be hell.

But Ox!!!! Go read the thread, there's 20 posters calling her Mom of the Year!! I already admitted that I was wrong and Omar is the man. Don't make me go back on my word!!! :D

 

[Omar's Coming Yo!]

I'm with ya. I read the first question and refused to go further.
'Can my son choose his own degree?'
Reply: "Seriously? No Maam, we've already determined Aubrey will be tops in his class in underwater basket-weaving, so we've enrolled him the College of Arts and Sciences with his Major being Creative Arts."

My junior year in HS, my Mom told me that I needed to decide what I was going to do after graduating HS - either go to college or get a job. As she said she was going to move to KC after I graduated HS and that I was not going with her (I'm the youngest of 4 and she was a single parent since I was 4 years old, so I don't blame her one bit). We grew up in rural Illinois, so going to college wasn't what everyone did. Well, I chose college, changed my major after my first year from computer science to geology, and 10 years later I had a MS degree in geology from UF. I never once discussed any of these decisions with my Mom - I told her what I was going to do. I appreciated that my Mom let me be my own man about it all.

Athletes are placed in cluster majors of usually Communications,Business, sports management or sociology. All those questions are legitimate questions. Just look at UF:

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   And here are those top majors for the SEC schools:
   
   • Alabama: Business
   • Arkansas: Recreation and sport management
   • Auburn: Business
   • Florida: African-American studies
   • Georgia: Business
   • Kentucky: Undergraduate studies
   • LSU: Sport administration
   • Mississippi State: Human science
   • Missouri: Business
   • Ole Miss: General studies
   • South Carolina: Sports and entertainment management
   • Tennessee: Recreation and sport management
   • Texas A&M: Agricultural leadership and development
   • Vanderbilt: Communication studies

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...-for-2015-power-5-conference-football-players

 

[oxrageous]

The point is, she's going to be a major pain in the ass for some coach for the next four years (she would probably forbid the young man from leaving school early for the NFL). If I'm a coach, I let the kid be someone else's problem. The fact that so many of you don't hear the alarm bells is, well, alarming.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

I want a soap opera show on the SEC network - "Mom Says". Gotta be better than Finebaum.

Watching blue bell flies attach a fresh pile of dog **** for four hours is better than Slimebaum.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

1. • Florida: African-American studies

You get four to five years of free education, which could change the life of your entire family, and you waste it on this?