oxrageous;n85422 said:
What I'm hearing is that they are considering pulling us of the TV as well for 1980's sitcom re-runs. Much bigger audience.
Ahhhhhh......the 80's....
- "Just Our Luck" Urban Meyer up and quit on us but nothing to fear, but Jeremy Foley went right out and got us a "Coach".
- We know Foley likes to "Keep it in the Family" so he hired a home town boy who promised to bring us "M*A*S*H" mouth football.
- We all said "Cheers" and we no longer had to worry "Who's the Boss" of our beloved program. It's "A Different World" this brand of football and so we knew there would be some "Growing Pains".
- We had recruited well so we felt that we had a "Full House" but after Muschamp ran off all the bad apples we were left with an "Empty Nest".
- We hoped with enough time he'd manage to "Make the Grade" and so we elected to take it "One Day at a Time".
- Our offense was putrid and in came Coach Roper, we were certain we had been "Saved by the Bell".
Unfortunately, the reality was more of the same and we needed pharmaceuticals of all sorts and antidepressants to help us get over our "Hill Street Blues". And so we called "Doogie Howser, M.D." as a "Last Resort and took a "Taxi" to get our relief.
- Boy the medications did their trick and if only for a littler while it looked like "Happy Days" were ahead for sure.
- Before long our boys started looking like "The "Bad News Bears" and our young but talented secondary looked as confused as that poor girl from "My Two Dads".
It turned out Coach Boom was more "Baby Boom" than Boom and so we're left wondering "What's Happening Now"? We've all come to the conclusion that Coach Baby Boom must go but according to JF, we're "ON Our Own".
Her has refused to face "The Facts of Life" and by the 4th quarter of our beloved Swamp was left with "Just the Ten of Us."
EDIT:
Wanted to make this a poem... with the Night before Christmas kinda ring to it. No time. Told the wife I'd pick up the crumb snatchers from school!