My brother's comments after watching a few minutes of Chimp Ball

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My brother is an alum and big fan of another (small confernce) school. He walks in at one point while I'm watching Chimp vs. OBC today. Watches for a few minutes and says I like what I see from that new QB. Then the commenator says that Treon attempted his first pass with seconds to go on in the half, right after mentioning that USC was startilng two freshmen at CB.

My brother says, "Why aren't you throwing and constantly attacking those true freshmen CBs?"

EXACTLY.

Yeah. It takes less than a minute for a casual fan to assess why Chimp sucks.
 

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Throw 5 mil at Briles. And that will be solved.
 

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GatorJ;n106176 said:
Throw 5 mil at Briles. And that will be solved.

that would be bad ass
 

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Sometime during the third quarter I was sitting in the stands pulling out my arm hairs one by one. When my buddy asked me what the hell I was doing I explained that I found pulling those hairs infinitely more enjoyable than watching the Gator offense.

On the plus side, my once Neanderthal arms are now smooth as a baby's ass.
 

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divits;n106213 said:
I explained that I found pulling those hairs infinitely more enjoyable than watching the Gator offense.

So much this.
 

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Law98gator;n106164 said:
My brother is an alum and big fan of another (small confernce) school. He walks in at one point while I'm watching Chimp vs. OBC today. Watches for a few minutes and says I like what I see from that new QB. Then the commenator says that Treon attempted his first pass with seconds to go on in the half, right after mentioning that USC was startilng two freshmen at CB.

My brother says, "Why aren't you throwing and constantly attacking those true freshmen CBs?"

EXACTLY.

Yeah. It takes less than a minute for a casual fan to assess why Chimp sucks.

So your bro is a fan of Nevada as well? I knew it. :burn:
 

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I can almost understand...........
 

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NVGator;n106409 said:
So your bro is a fan of Nevada as well? I knew it. :burn:

Yes, and he says every team stole his offense. Weird, huh?
 

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a game planning abomination... that is all
 

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them asking him about why or what caused us to have basically no passing game, his response was, "well we rushed for 200 yards." Tells you all you need to know about the emphasis he places on thowing the ball. Mushmouth belongs in the 1900's with leather helmets and sweatshirts for jerseys.
 

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The weakest secondary in the SEC and this nincompoop has us throw the ball 11 times. Dumb as a bag of circus peanuts.

My thoughts exactly....If I'm Roper I'm getting nervous about being associated with this steamy pile of dung. I said on another board 2 years ago that we might just be better off running the Wishbone since we wouldn't or couldn't throw the ball more than 10-15 times a game. Hell at least the Wishbone would give teams something completely different to prepare for......instead we serve up the same turd over and over.
 

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Roper made the decision to sign here and it may have derailed his career. I wonder if he would do it again.
 

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Does anyone still believe that WM is NOT controlling the offense?
 

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oxrageous;n106607 said:
Roper made the decision to sign here and it may have derailed his career. I wonder if he would do it again.

He'll be fine. He still has the previous years in his career to point at in his next interview. He can always just say, "Well, three offensive coordinators couldn't find success under Muschamp."
 

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oxrageous;n106607 said:
Roper made the decision to sign here and it may have derailed his career. I wonder if he would do it again.

He's either the worlds biggest yes man or he's not that good. Maybe it was Cutcliffe's offense ?
 

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