FSU gags me, so let me gag FSU.
At my office, the FSU graduate got fired for clogging up the fax machine with his roll of postage stamps.
Dalvin Cook looked up his family tree; they threw coconuts down at him.
Difference between the Seminoles and a trampoline?... Gators take off their cleats to jump on a trampoline.
When the pastor of the FSU Baptist Church preached his sermon on the "Second Coming of Christ",
the Tallahassee pharmacies had a run on the "morning-after" pill.
When God passed out brains, He got to Jimbo and passed out.