How to stop the barking bitches.
Remember about 35 years ago me and the posse was walking up to the game after some fine-tuning of our moods in the parking since about 9 that morning when we came upon 20 or so Dawgs lined up on the sidewalk barking their brains out at all the Gator fans that came by.
I remember a police in the street directing traffic and hundreds of fans in the street, but what I remember most was that pack of barking dawg fans that needed some type of rebuttal, I looked over at my Bud and said lets moon the bitches , I dropped my pants right there in the middle of the street and spread the cheeks , the barking stopped for a few seconds and the yelling and cussing followed. I pulled up my pants up looked around and my bud and posse was getting away from me like a speeding bullet, I think we lost 44-0 that day but for a brief moment I shut down the barking bitches.