Game Thread ***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs Utah***

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No one has brought up the 500 million living UF alumni in Graham Hall’s article. I don’t know if CBN said that or if it was another screw up by Graham.

I was it were true. Each alumni could donate $1 every year and we’d be set for NIL.




We’ve got an actual brand. We have elite education. We have 500 million living alumni.
Let’s say UF graduates 15,000/yr… it would take 33,000+ YEARS to graduate 500M

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I can already tell that today here is going to be one of these days for me!!!! I can also tell you that I'm allll outta bubble gum!

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Let’s say UF graduates 15,000/yr… it would take 33,000+ YEARS to graduate 500M

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That’s bad math.

If they graduated a million a year, it would only take 500 years.

True story: before leaving for Iraq, the lady doing my paperwork for life insurance asked how I wanted to split it up. I said, give 4/5th to my mom and 1/5 to my dad.
She said, you can’t do that. 4/4th is a whole.

Technically she was correct. But I explained it to her and had to ask for help.
 

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That’s bad math.

If they graduated a million a year, it would only take 500 years.

True story: before leaving for Iraq, the lady doing my paperwork for life insurance asked how I wanted to split it up. I said, give 4/5th to my mom and 1/5 to my dad.
She said, you can’t do that. 4/4th is a whole.

Technically she was correct. But I explained it to her and had to ask for help.
OK, so after you willed 5 bottles of booze to them, who woulda got the money?
 

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