PM I received on GSMB

[divits]

Dear aurorauu,

Happy greetings to you from your good faith random email friend, The Hamster! I am happy to acquaint you! We share together many like things. I too am of the United States Florida state and would like to make friend contact with you! To know more of yourself and to share our friendship would make my bosom happy!

Unfortunately I am not rich United Nations person so I am not able to afford expensive things like private email or camera to make pictures to share. If I had camera I could share many pictures. Happy pictures, nude pictures and other happy pictures. If my rich United Nations email friend could send some money for camera my other wealthy Nigerian email friend will pay you back. Then we can have happy time together and make friends for this small world. I am not smart person who knows many things like costs of cameras. But I have seen magazines while sifting through trash looking for food. I believe 5000 US dollars would be enough for acceptable camera choice. Please send money soon and so our happy time friendship can bloom like a beautiful lotus flower! I have enclosed something called routing number. I am told it will speed up our future happy time. Many happy nice days to you, my new friend!

The Hamster

 

[Swamp Queen]

I'm curious what the pictures will be since they did not stay in place at a time.

 

[Swamp Queen]

Dear aurorauu,

Happy greetings to you from your good faith random email friend, The Hamster! I am happy to acquaint you! We share together many like things. I too am of the United States Florida state and would like to make friend contact with you! To know more of yourself and to share our friendship would make my bosom happy!

Unfortunately I am not rich United Nations person so I am not able to afford expensive things like private email or camera to make pictures to share. If I had camera I could share many pictures. Happy pictures, nude pictures and other happy pictures. If my rich United Nations email friend could send some money for camera my other wealthy Nigerian email friend will pay you back. Then we can have happy time together and make friends for this small world. I am not smart person who knows many things like costs of cameras. But I have seen magazines while sifting through trash looking for food. I believe 5000 US dollars would be enough for acceptable camera choice. Please send money soon and so our happy time friendship can bloom like a beautiful lotus flower! I have enclosed something called routing number. I am told it will speed up our future happy time. Many happy nice days to you, my new friend!

The Hamster

Ok, I might really have to use this response!

 

[gator1946]

Uh oh. I got this one via e-mail. And here I thought I was special. Not only that. GSMB never let me on their stupid board. Something about my username offended them. What should I do?

Hi disruptiveposter,
aurorauu sent you a new message: "HI"

"I saw your profile and decided to contact you in good faith. my name is aurora I am, working with the United Nations. I'm from Florida in the United States. I believe we are in a small world, and if we can be friends, then one day we may have the opportunity to meet and know ourselves more. Good friends mean a lot to me and I trust you will be one. Thank you and have a nice day.You can contact me through my private email so that i will send you my pictures because I did not stay in place at a time: majoraurora at hotmail.com"


But but they had only their best IT professionals set things up. That place leaks like a sieve.

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

 

[MidwestChomp]

I got it too. Sent my contact info to this poster and can't wait to talk United Nations.

 

[GatorJ]

I'm curious what the pictures will be since they did not stay in place at a time.

 

[Swamp Queen]

Well now I don't feel so special.

 

[SC Gator]

Well now I don't feel so special.

 

[maheo30]

It's Dooley. That perv.

The quality of writing is the same.

 

[Jenny On The Railroad]

Dear aurorauu,

Happy greetings to you from your good faith random email friend, The Hamster! I am happy to acquaint you! We share together many like things. I too am of the United States Florida state and would like to make friend contact with you! To know more of yourself and to share our friendship would make my bosom happy!

Unfortunately I am not rich United Nations person so I am not able to afford expensive things like private email or camera to make pictures to share. If I had camera I could share many pictures. Happy pictures, nude pictures and other happy pictures. If my rich United Nations email friend could send some money for camera my other wealthy Nigerian email friend will pay you back. Then we can have happy time together and make friends for this small world. I am not smart person who knows many things like costs of cameras. But I have seen magazines while sifting through trash looking for food. I believe 5000 US dollars would be enough for acceptable camera choice. Please send money soon and so our happy time friendship can bloom like a beautiful lotus flower! I have enclosed something called routing number. I am told it will speed up our future happy time. Many happy nice days to you, my new friend!

The Hamster

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

Fall is here, in good faith
I contact you, United States
Florida? I am too
The U.N. is my working blues
It's small world and if we can be friends
It's small world and if we can be friends

Contact me, Hamster Girl
Maybe one day we take a whirl
Private email hey what's yours?
So I can send you my pictures
Cause I did not stay in place at a time
No I did not stay in place at a time

It's small world and if we can be friends

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Ok, I might really have to use this response!

I just used it.

 

[bayou gator]

Definitely a member of the royal family of Nigeria

 

[AugustaGator]

What is sad they continue to make money at it. One born every day.

 

[rogdochar]

I'm thinking this could be a webcam moment in the making

... to SQ that could be Debcam.

... left out, "Me love you long time."

 

[bradgator2]

Yup.... same email in my junk folder.

We're all going to get millions of dollars!

 

[GatorJ]

Fall is here, in good faith
I contact you, United States
Florida? I am too
The U.N. is my working blues
It's small world and if we can be friends
It's small world and if we can be friends

Contact me, Hamster Girl
Maybe one day we take a whirl
Private email hey what's yours?
So I can send you my pictures
Cause I did not stay in place at a time
No I did not stay in place at a time

It's small world and if we can be friends

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Did anyone get their 6 million yet?