PM I received on GSMB

[g8tr72]

Dear aurorauu,

Happy greetings to you from your good faith random email friend, The Hamster! I am happy to acquaint you! We share together many like things. I too am of the United States Florida state and would like to make friend contact with you! To know more of yourself and to share our friendship would make my bosom happy!

Unfortunately I am not rich United Nations person so I am not able to afford expensive things like private email or camera to make pictures to share. If I had camera I could share many pictures. Happy pictures, nude pictures and other happy pictures. If my rich United Nations email friend could send some money for camera my other wealthy Nigerian email friend will pay you back. Then we can have happy time together and make friends for this small world. I am not smart person who knows many things like costs of cameras. But I have seen magazines while sifting through trash looking for food. I believe 5000 US dollars would be enough for acceptable camera choice. Please send money soon and so our happy time friendship can bloom like a beautiful lotus flower! I have enclosed something called routing number. I am told it will speed up our future happy time. Many happy nice days to you, my new friend!

The Hamster

I am slightly concerned at how good you were at that......

 

[Gatorbait25]

This is awesome. Thanks for sharing!

 

[PastyStoole]

I received the same message:



Here's what I sent back to the guy:

My name is Detective Jarret Michael. I am with the FTIA, an agency under the US Department of State that regulates Internet traffic and investigates criminal activity. This notice is to inform you that an international arrest declaration has been applied to you. The warrant under this declaration details specific fraudulent activity that you have either directly engaged in or have participated in. This activity has been observed directly by our agency and we have strong evidence to support our declaration of arrest. We are currently working with your local government to apply appropriate charges and process you for internment.

At this time you are being instructed to report directly to your local police department or constabulary for processing. We have arranged treaties of extradition with your government. If you do not cooperate, you will be prosecuted under international law. You should know that the charges for internet fraud under international law are severe and can carry a sentence up to 20-years in prison per occurrence.

We have worked out some leniency arrangements for shorter sentencing in the past with people who have cooperated on an individual basis. This does not mean that your cooperation will insure a shorter sentence or leniency. However, in the past we have made special arrangements under these conditions.

Again, it is of utmost importance that you report immediately to your local police or constabulary. You have been assigned an FTIA processing code of AV92F1X. Please give this code to the Internet fraud designee with your local authorities. If there is not an Internet fraud designee, instruct the officer in charge to contact the US Department of State immediately with the code supplied. They will give the official specific instruction for your processing. Again, your cooperation is of utmost importance at this time. Failure to follow these instructions can lead to harsher penalties and sentencing.

Sincerely,

Lt. Jarret Michael CPCI
ALPA Designee
FTIA

 

[GatorJ]

I received the same message:

Here's what I sent back to the guy:

My name is Detective Jarret Michael. I am with the FTIA, an agency under the US Department of State that regulates Internet traffic and investigates criminal activity. This notice is to inform you that an international arrest declaration has been applied to you. The warrant under this declaration details specific fraudulent activity that you have either directly engaged in or have participated in. This activity has been observed directly by our agency and we have strong evidence to support our declaration of arrest. We are currently working with your local government to apply appropriate charges and process you for internment.

At this time you are being instructed to report directly to your local police department or constabulary for processing. We have arranged treaties of extradition with your government. If you do not cooperate, you will be prosecuted under international law. You should know that the charges for internet fraud under international law are severe and can carry a sentence up to 20-years in prison per occurrence.

We have worked out some leniency arrangements for shorter sentencing in the past with people who have cooperated on an individual basis. This does not mean that your cooperation will insure a shorter sentence or leniency. However, in the past we have made special arrangements under these conditions.

Again, it is of utmost importance that you report immediately to your local police or constabulary. You have been assigned an FTIA processing code of AV92F1X. Please give this code to the Internet fraud designee with your local authorities. If there is not an Internet fraud designee, instruct the officer in charge to contact the US Department of State immediately with the code supplied. They will give the official specific instruction for your processing. Again, your cooperation is of utmost importance at this time. Failure to follow these instructions can lead to harsher penalties and sentencing.

Sincerely,

Lt. Jarret Michael CPCI
ALPA Designee
FTIA

 

[playzwtrux]

Well now I don't feel so special.

whatever made you think you were? - let me guess, Sas told you so

 

[Swamp Queen]

I received the same message:

Here's what I sent back to the guy:

My name is Detective Jarret Michael. I am with the FTIA, an agency under the US Department of State that regulates Internet traffic and investigates criminal activity. This notice is to inform you that an international arrest declaration has been applied to you. The warrant under this declaration details specific fraudulent activity that you have either directly engaged in or have participated in. This activity has been observed directly by our agency and we have strong evidence to support our declaration of arrest. We are currently working with your local government to apply appropriate charges and process you for internment.

At this time you are being instructed to report directly to your local police department or constabulary for processing. We have arranged treaties of extradition with your government. If you do not cooperate, you will be prosecuted under international law. You should know that the charges for internet fraud under international law are severe and can carry a sentence up to 20-years in prison per occurrence.

We have worked out some leniency arrangements for shorter sentencing in the past with people who have cooperated on an individual basis. This does not mean that your cooperation will insure a shorter sentence or leniency. However, in the past we have made special arrangements under these conditions.

Again, it is of utmost importance that you report immediately to your local police or constabulary. You have been assigned an FTIA processing code of AV92F1X. Please give this code to the Internet fraud designee with your local authorities. If there is not an Internet fraud designee, instruct the officer in charge to contact the US Department of State immediately with the code supplied. They will give the official specific instruction for your processing. Again, your cooperation is of utmost importance at this time. Failure to follow these instructions can lead to harsher penalties and sentencing.

Sincerely,

Lt. Jarret Michael CPCI
ALPA Designee
FTIA

So you're Proud Poppa??

 

[TLB]

Did anyone get their 6 million yet?

I did, but I gave it to Stricklan so I can be a Bull Gator and support an extension for MacNuss.

 

[gator1946]

Did anyone get their 6 million yet?

6 million more e-mails, pms, or money?

God love 'em. GSMB selling their contact info to the lowest bidder. They must be really disappointed in their new revenue stream.

 

[Slevin]

This is obviously Steves original pick up line

 

[oxrageous]

The GSMB has had a total of 91 posts in the past 3 weeks.

 

[Alagator]

The GSMB has had a total of 91 posts in the past 3 weeks.

Screw'em... They get what they deserve...

 

[MJMGator]

I got the same email...sent to "Fat Tooley".

 

[NavetG8r]

I got the same PM. You ain't special.

 

[MidwestChomp]

I have been told Gatorsid didn't get contacted.

 

[ChiefGator]

Someone I know got the same thing, his answer was no thanks, and his profile has basically nothing in it. Another example of how nobody over there is paying attention.

 

[PaterLacerta]

Alvin is stalking you from his mother’s basement.

Ok guys, what should I do?

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Response from the Major: (she sent pictures)

Thanks so much for your message to me, My name is Aurora i am a US army working with the united nations and spend most of my time on special assignment to different countries. I lost my parents at a very tender age in a car accident and i was taken to an orphanage home where i grew up and enrolled in the united states army and trained in operations. I am in charge of the special marine force, Right now, I am on 7 weeks assignment in Republic of Afghanistan on peace keeping mission. It is not easy here in Afghanistan due to so many killings by the terrorist coalition force

My work is to train the soldiers and pass security signals so i am always very busy and most of the times we go on hide out to raid the terrorist of Afghanistan and there are blood sheds always because the Terrorist attack on us. I hope to resign from the Job sometime and have a peaceful work and have a good life. I hope to meet with you someday so that we can know each other very well and get more familiar.if you know the difficulty of being a soldier who always move tasks from one country to another, making it difficult to find a true friend or husband as a life companion, but one day it will come, one must be careful in running a very noble mission the face of death, I hope we can do some good things someday in our life. So can you tell me more about you and your work and family. Tell me more... i have attached my pictures so that you can know me very well any time we meet, Good Friends are the footprints we share in our life and i know you are one coz i feel it through your message. I have attached my pic so that you can know me very well and be able to recognize me anytime we meet in life. I took it in my office at the base. I am single at this time and hope to settle down soon when i am out of Afghanistan. I will also appreciate if you can send me your pic too so as to know you very well.

Republic of Afghanistan is a very dangerous country at this time because of the terrorist coalition attack there so keep praying for me my dear because i believe that any one's life will be filled with strength and happiness if his friend keeps remembering and praying for him in his struggle of life. Remember that true friendship is like sound health and Wherever we are, it is our friends that make our world. I believe we can make the best of our world.

I am at the base now and i have to compile some reports now and pass security signal so i wish you a nice day while i am expecting your message and pic soon.

Greetings from Afghanistan

 

[Swamp Queen]

Response from the Major: (she sent pictures)

Thanks so much for your message to me, My name is Aurora i am a US army working with the united nations and spend most of my time on special assignment to different countries. I lost my parents at a very tender age in a car accident and i was taken to an orphanage home where i grew up and enrolled in the united states army and trained in operations. I am in charge of the special marine force, Right now, I am on 7 weeks assignment in Republic of Afghanistan on peace keeping mission. It is not easy here in Afghanistan due to so many killings by the terrorist coalition force

My work is to train the soldiers and pass security signals so i am always very busy and most of the times we go on hide out to raid the terrorist of Afghanistan and there are blood sheds always because the Terrorist attack on us. I hope to resign from the Job sometime and have a peaceful work and have a good life. I hope to meet with you someday so that we can know each other very well and get more familiar.if you know the difficulty of being a soldier who always move tasks from one country to another, making it difficult to find a true friend or husband as a life companion, but one day it will come, one must be careful in running a very noble mission the face of death, I hope we can do some good things someday in our life. So can you tell me more about you and your work and family. Tell me more... i have attached my pictures so that you can know me very well any time we meet, Good Friends are the footprints we share in our life and i know you are one coz i feel it through your message. I have attached my pic so that you can know me very well and be able to recognize me anytime we meet in life. I took it in my office at the base. I am single at this time and hope to settle down soon when i am out of Afghanistan. I will also appreciate if you can send me your pic too so as to know you very well.

Republic of Afghanistan is a very dangerous country at this time because of the terrorist coalition attack there so keep praying for me my dear because i believe that any one's life will be filled with strength and happiness if his friend keeps remembering and praying for him in his struggle of life. Remember that true friendship is like sound health and Wherever we are, it is our friends that make our world. I believe we can make the best of our world.

I am at the base now and i have to compile some reports now and pass security signal so i wish you a nice day while i am expecting your message and pic soon.

Greetings from Afghanistan

Seriously?

 

[URGatorBait]

 

[Concrete Helmet]

I'll bet you're behind all this, aren't you URG?