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If you were forced to have dinner with one of these members, who would you choose?

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Swamp Donkey

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Shouldnt there be a woman's bracket for Obama?

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Captain Sasquatch

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Maybe it's because I played baseball but I'll never understand how how it's hard for some to get the ball to home plate.
The inability of some people to throw a baseball is definitely mind-numbing. But like you, I played it for years and still play softball now, so it's second nature for me at this point.
 

BNAG8R

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I don't think having a pet alligator means much. Alligators are lazy animals for the most part. Having a pet lion or tiger would be way more badass. The pet alligator won't save him against John Monroe.

Are you crazy? Ask Chubbs how lazy alligators are!

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Captain Sasquatch

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Are you crazy? Ask Chubbs how lazy alligators are!

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Alligators are only dangerous if you're dumb enough to get within a body's length of them. Or if you hook your ball into the rough down by a lake.
 

Durfish

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I'm also going to pick Carter over Tyler. Tyler was born in a political family, while Carter played football for Navy. Easy choice there. But Carter aint surviving Eisenhower
You've got that right. Carter is Ike's b!tch.
 

Bait'n Gator

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I think you really have to have a poll for each match. Let everyone spend a day arguing and making a case for each opponent and then have a poll that night for that one match.
 

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Taft is gonna pulverize Madison. He's got 7 inches and almost 200 lbs on him. If he catches Madison, all he has to do is squat on him.
 

Swamp Donkey

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I'm also going to pick Carter over Tyler. Tyler was born in a political family, while Carter played football for Navy. Easy choice there. But Carter aint surviving Eisenhower
Carter? Carter would have surrendered. And Navy isnt the military.

He is also a candidate for the Woman's Bracket. I wont believe he has balls until it is proven.
 

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Buchanan vs #2 President (Adams)

Buchanan born 1791, to the wealthiest man in Pennsylvania and eventually became a lawyer. No real good stories can be found.

John Adams born 1735. Another freaking lawyer. He is a founding father. The French and Indian War began in 1754 and Adams began to struggle with the issue of a young man's responsibility in the conflict; contemporaries of his social position were largely spectators, while those who were less solvent joined the battle as a means to make some money. Adams later said, "I longed more ardently to be a Soldier than I ever did to be a Lawyer." He was acutely aware that he was the first in his family that "degenerated from the virtues of the house so far as not to have been an officer in the militia." As a disgusting lawyer, he did represent and get those British soldiers off in the Boston Massacre.

I am going with Adams only because he was a founding father. I think this one would be a terrible fist fight.
 

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Teddy Roosevelt has to be the number one overall seed. He should be the favorite to win the whole thing.
 

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Buchanan vs #2 President (Adams)

Buchanan born 1791, to the wealthiest man in Pennsylvania and eventually became a lawyer. No real good stories can be found.

John Adams born 1735. Another freaking lawyer. He is a founding father. The French and Indian War began in 1754 and Adams began to struggle with the issue of a young man's responsibility in the conflict; contemporaries of his social position were largely spectators, while those who were less solvent joined the battle as a means to make some money. Adams later said, "I longed more ardently to be a Soldier than I ever did to be a Lawyer." He was acutely aware that he was the first in his family that "degenerated from the virtues of the house so far as not to have been an officer in the militia." As a disgusting lawyer, he did represent and get those British soldiers off in the Boston Massacre.

I am going with Adams only because he was a founding father. I think this one would be a terrible fist fight.
Buchanan was also a friend of Dorothy, he's an 8 seed for a reason. :lol:
 

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Taft is gonna pulverize Madison. He's got 7 inches and almost 200 lbs on him. If he catches Madison, all he has to do is squat on him.

There is actually a video of this fight. I can’t remember who posted it in the chatbox, but if you’re out there - repost please.
 

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