- Jun 10, 2014
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ROUND #1 RESULT: TRUMP -VS- LINCOLN
This is the battle that many have been waiting for patiently. One of history’s most revered presidents vs one of the most hated. Lincoln at his peak physical condition is tall, gangly, but clearly “farm strong”. Trump is fit, with a big frame that can clearly hold a lot more weight in the future.
This battle starts out slowly, each fighter measuring the other. It is clear that Trump has been well coached, avoiding situations where Abe’s wrestling prowess can be used. Most of round 1 involved jabs, with a few good body blows in the clinch by Abe to Trumps midsection. Trump looks uncomfortable in the corner - Abe relaxed at the end of Round 1.
Round 2 starts with a flurry, as Trump has clearly decided that he can’t go the distance against the more fit Lincoln, and he begins to fight with reckless abandon, surprising Lincoln. One thing is clear - Trump is willing to fight dirty, and Lincoln is taken aback by that, with his midwestern sense of fair play. During a brief grapple, Trump heel-stomps Lincoln’s foot, causing tremendous pain and puts Lincoln on the defensive.
Trump senses the time is now. Attacking Lincoln with everything he’s got, Trump kicks, scratches, claws, swinging wildly while Abe takes blow after blow, blocking many, but some finding their mark. Trump seems to tire a bit, but ever the bully, keeps up the pace as best as he can and then...
Lincoln takes a solid shot to the side of his head, and...
LINCOLN GOES DOWN! LINCOLN GOES DOWN!!!.....
This is the battle that many have been waiting for patiently. One of history’s most revered presidents vs one of the most hated. Lincoln at his peak physical condition is tall, gangly, but clearly “farm strong”. Trump is fit, with a big frame that can clearly hold a lot more weight in the future.
This battle starts out slowly, each fighter measuring the other. It is clear that Trump has been well coached, avoiding situations where Abe’s wrestling prowess can be used. Most of round 1 involved jabs, with a few good body blows in the clinch by Abe to Trumps midsection. Trump looks uncomfortable in the corner - Abe relaxed at the end of Round 1.
Round 2 starts with a flurry, as Trump has clearly decided that he can’t go the distance against the more fit Lincoln, and he begins to fight with reckless abandon, surprising Lincoln. One thing is clear - Trump is willing to fight dirty, and Lincoln is taken aback by that, with his midwestern sense of fair play. During a brief grapple, Trump heel-stomps Lincoln’s foot, causing tremendous pain and puts Lincoln on the defensive.
Trump senses the time is now. Attacking Lincoln with everything he’s got, Trump kicks, scratches, claws, swinging wildly while Abe takes blow after blow, blocking many, but some finding their mark. Trump seems to tire a bit, but ever the bully, keeps up the pace as best as he can and then...
Lincoln takes a solid shot to the side of his head, and...
LINCOLN GOES DOWN! LINCOLN GOES DOWN!!!.....
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