Stupidest person you ever met

[ExecutiveGator]

Wife just asked how we turn off the skylight before we leave the house for the day.

Winner winner chicken dinner.

 

[TLB]

So, family returns from a vacation in Florida and kids declare today is just for watching world cup soccer games. Wife asks if they will play any tomorrow, being as it is the 4th of July.

I love my wife.

 

[Pablos Tunnel]

I'm just going to drop this classic nugget right here...

“Just wack it in half”. I think I peed myself.
Made my day. She is priceless!

 

[ThreatMatrix]

I'm just going to drop this classic nugget right here...

I'm in love.