The “Lets all laugh at the SOW’s staff” thread

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  1. Woodroe

    Woodroe Sir Knowitall

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    Chuck heater was the smartest position coach this school ever had. Hands down. Might have been the smartest coach period. Turned out all kinds of talent.

    I know he's getting old but why don't we go poach that guy.
     
  2. Slevin

    Slevin GCMB’s Sweet Prince
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    Looks like FSU is going to hire Walt Bell from Maryland, the architect of the 119th overall offense in 2017


    :lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:
     
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    alcoholica Well-Known Member

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    Pretty sure Heater doesn’t have 3 DUI’s either
     
  4. GMDGator

    GMDGator Slick Willie
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    This guy does alright coaching DB's
     
  5. Swamp Donkey

    Swamp Donkey 82% sarcasm 18% full of shyt
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    Wow.

    Those guys are a dumpster fire.
     
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    MADGator This space intentionally left blank

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    God I hate cats.
     
  7. Slevin

    Slevin GCMB’s Sweet Prince
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    But all over twitter they say how much of an insane staff this is. Theyve hired their 4th and 5th option at every single coaching position and yet those dumbasses think they killed it. I bet the SOW struggle to get bowl eligible again this year
     
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    Swamp Donkey 82% sarcasm 18% full of shyt
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    Slevin, you know I'm your biggest fan but I just can't tolerate you and this fvkking Buckeye School Up North thing. That's what Suckeyes do, not Gators.

    We call them Semis, Clowns, Semenholes, Big Top, Tally Comm Coll, and a thousand other things. Leave the School Up North to the Buckeyes.
     
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    EyeDocGator Politically Incorrect
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    This year they're going to have to have to do it without our help.
     
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  11. Slevin

    Slevin GCMB’s Sweet Prince
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    Eh. I like the sow. It lowers them to not even having an actual nickname. They are just a school out in some direction thats not us. Zero importance.
     
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    '78 Dazed and Confused
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    Better to be on the back end of misery. FSU appears to be 10 yards into the tunnel.
     
  13. CGgater

    CGgater Gainesville Native

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    Donkey, you’re memory is failing you again.

    urbs got the idea from SOS. Spurrier didn’t use the term constantly, but he was the first. The difference? Spurrier’s implication was that f$u wasn’t important enough to remember their name. urbs always uses the term as an indication that he refuses to utter the rival’s name.

    We didn’t have much internet when the HBC arrived, so apparently this has become a forgotten story.
     
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    I'm still apprehensive to use anything that urbs left so much of his slime on.
     
  15. MJMGator

    MJMGator Slightly amused
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    Clowns or semis. Take your pick.
     
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    DaddyGator The Pater Lacerta

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    CGgater Gainesville Native

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    Whatever makes you happy, bruh. I just don’t like seeing urbs get credit for something he copied from the HBC. When it comes to original zingers, meyer isn’t worthy of washing Spurrier’s jock (is anyone?)
     
  18. Ancient Reptile

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    I won't do it at any price. I don't like throwing up and, though my standards are low, I do have some.
     
  19. SamIamGator92

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    Surely there's a quality prospect worthy of washing SOS's jock somewhere. I mean the guy certainly doesn't wash his own after all these years? Perhaps we can offer scholarship assistance to someone if necessary.
     
  20. Woodroe

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    I'll pay him to let me wash
     

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