The dubster Outro Thread

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  1. MidwestChomp

    MidwestChomp Fun was the goal and we hit the bullseye
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      6/5/2018

      Well Gators, the Intern House is closed for the day. Dubs graced us for a few moments and wondered why the Eagles can’t see Trump. He seemed distraught. We wondered how Dubs was doing and he said he was in charge of cell extractions. Douglas said to show them a picture of Trux and tell the prisoners if they don’t behave Trux will be in to measure them accordingly. Finally Dubs wondered how 98 was dealing with his white privilege, to that Doug mentioned 98 likes to bury his arms elbow deep in ethnic ass. Speaking of ass, Brad started blabbing about stick was ass checks…whatever that means. I wondered if Brad was talking about someone checking asses with sticks. Goon said Trux got a new job checking asses instead of dicks. 98 than busted in and said if Hogg hires more psychiatrists he will vote for him. I have never heard of a red hatter even entertaining that notion….MAGA is on notice. Marianna came storming in and told BNA he was a fukboi for saying something in regards to a kiss of death. I couldn’t get an answer if the kiss of death was at Marianna. Speaking of BNA he was nervous about getting fired today. Brad said, not fired just a flaming arrow straight up the ass. Goon was then heard in the back talking to himself about Casey’s box and licking it. Carib kept blabbing on about his soul and reincarnation. Every time I asked him what he would like to be when reincarnated he kept going on and on about the next phase of life being about learning something. So I asked others what they would like to be if reincarnated. Goon said a girls bike seat. So upon that note and because no one answered my question I am assigning the reincarnated animals to the chatters in the box today.

      Goon – Venezuelan Poodle Moth (have you seen anything so odd)
      Coach – Cheetah
      Hugh – the celibate stick bug
      Casey – Cockatoo
      Brad – Naked Mole Rat
      BNA – Bison
      Carib – Owl
      98 – Black Panther
      Sluggo – Dove
      Sas – Pink Fairy Armadillo
      Queen – Swan
      Dubs – Fox
      Gren – Mosquito
       
      • Swamp Donkey

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        Really? Midwest outros.


        A shamesty.
         
      • MidwestChomp

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        Thank you for your advice. I will take this into consideration. If you have any other useful information to give I am all ears...literally.
         
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          Bugs, I served with Dubs. I knew Dubs. Dubs was a friend of mine. You're no Dubs.
           
        • MidwestChomp

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          Even I know that....
           
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          Then you'll be happy to know that dubs passed the mantle on to bugs.
           
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            YOU CAN'T HAVE A BARBERSHOP WITHOUT A BARBER!!!!
             
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            • MidwestChomp

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              6/6/2018

              Well Gators, Bug’s Desert Oasis is closed for the day. Brad came busting through the palm trees and told everyone to stick their junk in dirt as a new type of spa treatment. Gren was seen floating in the warm water and wanted to know more about vegan pull pork and gave a recipe to Slug for chicken fried dove. Brad yelled to Gren where is the yellow meat (Trux was notified) and where are the hairy toxic tacos. Doug was seen at the café and licking his lips at the hairy tacos but instead ordered up a salad of long black hairy cucumbers…he shared this ‘salad’ with someone who is twice the man Nv is (Mr. Jenner watch out). Behind them in line was 98 and Jboss discussing what furburgers are. 98 was very concerned about this. 98, Keep trying to get through to Jboss. Just then BNA was spotted in the shrubs and before Brad could dive in the water, he caught a flaming arrow in the ass for calling the Injun stupid. Brad ran home to sit on his bidet. In a huge surprise, Donkey pulled up a beach chair and had a fruity little drink in hand and announced he banged T Rex’s mom and he was his dad and then told him to get a damn job and move outta the basement. Rexy ignored him as usual. Donkey then introduced us to his bleeding tranny friend. Queen was the only one brave enough to meet Donk’s new friend who is Toni and Tampon. We will update you on this budding relationship. Ox came storming into the Oasis out of breath and said you are disgusting, where are the Amish ladies…nice wholesome real women. Careful Ox, those Amish ladies are ripe for the taking…We will see you tomorrow. :bananawave:
               
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                damn a pity like from SQ... ouch
                 
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                haven't been in the box for 2 weeks, yet I'm still on everyone's mind... :scratchchin:
                 
              • MidwestChomp

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                you are a well respected member.....
                 
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                  still a like :dance:
                   
                • bradgator2

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                  Oh no. You have desert dick now too?
                   
                  • MidwestChomp

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                    Well Gators Bug’s Desert Oasis is closed for the day. Jboss started the day putting his application in to run the café. The application was accepted. Hugh was the first in line, but decided not to have the hairy black cucumber salad. He said it was nasty….at least he admitted to trying it. Hugh showed that he much preferred the big brown beaver to the peppered butthole. AKA whispered, got anything fuzzy? Slug insisted on eating some thighs, and showed off his meal. Out of the blue, 81 came huffing and puffing in from the 115 degree heat asking if he could be served by a one legged waitress (Casey was notified). 98 who was buried up to his neck in sand looking at cemetery porn and stinky prison penises yelled, those thighs have terrible taste in shoes! In a sudden burst, 98 ran to the bathroom yelling I need cologuard! Brad was intrigued about the poo and followed 98 to the bathroom. After coming out the bathroom, Brad ran to the café line and wondered if this was the International House of Boobs. Gren yelled from floating in the water, check out the boobs on my neighbor’s wife…she’s topless all the time! So a bunch of oasis goers went skydiving to get a better view. SCCola declined the skydiving adventure because he was enjoying himself a nice cocktail and admiring the dripping heads in the beds. Slug then introduced us to his new friend Mohamed, while Gren mentioned Iranians ain’t that bad. We were shocked I tell you! It is nice to see red hatters befriend Mohamed. In a wild turn of events Dubs came marching into the oasis demanding a hot tub to sit in with his white neighbor. The accommodations were granted. At the end of the day, Brad was out strolling with his dog. To our shock and dismay, the dog was eaten by a Gator….such a terrible way to go. I had no idea the oasis had Gators in it :suspect:. No Friends tried to get into the vegan bakery, but was denied as we were closed. He filed a lawsuit. I would like all to please stop by a meet our weather girls Susana and Yanet. We will see you tomorrow! :bananawave:
                     
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                      Well Gators the Oasis is closed for the day. It seems people were banging at the door this morning trying to get in, but being closed the lively debate picked up outside. SCcola said that bows and arrows are for wusses (BNA was lurking, but feeling nice because his poo came back clean didn’t put a flaming arrow in SCcola’s ass). As the gates opened, an uninvited guest no one knew started dancing. Attempting to do a back flip his gun fell out. As he picked it up he “accidentally pulled the trigger” and hit Detroit right in the leg. The Oasis regulars chased him down and beat his ass. Alex phoned in and said he was surrounded by idiots and hung up. No friends showed off the new jazzercise instructor who happens to be a Russian fitness model. Brad was at the grill dousing himself with BBQ smoke to arouse the ladies. Dubs was peeking through the shrubs watching her and wow were those shrubs shaking. BNA quickly asked Dubs if he knew any black peters…he said to check with Trux. Dubs wondered if the Oasis had any Trump brand mattresses. SCcola said to put a tarp down first before ruining it with a golden showers. Just then BNA and Dubs bolted for the café line wondering where black girls are. Goon who was sitting in the cabana looking at different kinds of boobs on one legged ladies and helping himself to a nice cocktail of pharmaceuticals yelled out put some soap in the hole and they are good as new. Not to be outdone, Queen was seen standing next to the weather girls and fitness instructor measuring boob size. 98 and SCcola are planning a march for June Pride month. Slug who has found a new found sensitive side said he was joining the parades because gay men can pick up hot chicks for you. Just before close Alex called in looking for a black sex panther but once again he hung up. Alex if you are out there we are concerned. Have a solid weekend everyone and watch out for violent Canadians….especially you 98! And watch out for Casey, apparently she is planning to overthrow the place. :bananawave:

                      PS. . It was a slow week but things picked up, and I appreciate the support. While I am no Dubs, I am trying my best. As Coach said I am the Zooker of the chat box! We just keep getting better and better :suspect:.
                       

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