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August 23:
dubster1: goon settled in and began to tell the program of things you only do once for example; use just for men hair dye to turn your silver pubic hair, or use a beard trimmer without the guard on your nut sack(ouch). at that very point the producers motioned me with an urgent call it was brad he wanted the show to know you could use nair hair removal(you seen the commercials i'm sure)
Keeping the dishes washed would make me very happy!!August 25:
dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. the program would like to thank coach for stopping by and informing the show that the money grubbing romney has broke and sabotage his schit(computer) and is holding it ransome because he owes him$15.00 dollars. ferg stop by the show today to declare he will be black on every thursday. ferg also expressed a desire to be black on sundays and attend an all black church complete with dancing a loud choir and an angry slobbering preacher that has to keep wiping his mouth after saying heh,that most of the congregation dont know what the fck he is saying. ferg also stated fried chicken would need to be served after the service. well it looks like the contractor thats constructing brads pool has fcked it up using the cement instead of concrete cooter might assist in helping get it straighten out. speaking of which cooter stopped by the program and informed us that his dogs vet kicked him in the azz for $732.00 dollars(damn) romney wouldve done it for half that. just so the program knows gren still thinks i'm a white guy posing as a black guy. trux once again called in and stated yet another one of my fans has dementia. durty stopped by the show and was in full vent mode.durty thinks el boi(l boy) is a complete embarrassment and sgg chimed in and stated no functioning human can really think the way he does. this really seemed to pissed durty off who went on a tirade stating the pubs are a bunch of rino pvssies sucking off the govt teet that keeps approving commie jackboots to the scotus(he held back a little because this is a family site)in some disturbing news cooter wants to fix jay26 a pb&j sandwhich(not sure what to think about this) cooter admiited to being an azzhole even if he is wrong(no surprise there). urg called called the show and stated he is on injured reserved he will update the program on his injury tomorrow after obama care. pines stopped by the show and stated that sas wears the panties in his marriage, the panties that are all silk with the white cotton in the crouch. sas quickly called in and explained its all about keeping the wife (queenie) happy(better keep those dishes wash and a load of clothes on). drivebys include in no specific order sgg,gren,ferg,bnag8r,heavy,paz,webb,brad,romney,alex,trux,pe,cooter,durty,navet,sas,goon,pines,jay26,urg,diddy,bart, tomorrow aint promise never go to bed mad everybody have a peaceful evening its time to commute
I did the dishes just the other day.Keeping the dishes washed would make me very happy!!
I looked up what exactly happened. It was on a military base in Afghanistan. The load of military vehicles they had in the back of the plane wasn't stowed properly, and shifted on takeoff. All the weight crashed to the back of the plane and damaged the elevator control, making the plane virtually uncontrollable. Stalled and crashed seconds after takeoff, 7 people on board. Just awful.Man being around flight all my life that gif makes my stomach ache thinking about everyone on board including the pilots last seconds alive
August 26:
dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have on this abbreviated program. first and foremost the program want to extend our collective prayers to the brad family dealing with his mother. hang in there bro. now on to the program goon stopped by and informed the program he wanted to comeback as a girls bicycle seat(careful goon sometimes girls let dudes borrow their bikes and dudes will have their ass in your face) cooter dropped in just long enough to informed the program that tgator is a horse fcker and that he was inspiration in the making of the movie brokeback mountain(im sure many of you saw that movie) in the most disgusting schit i've seen all year several of my fans are taking up for that piece of schit foley just because he was on the radio with ole steve, i could go on for days about that walking piece of maggot schit foley( its a family site) but that would take up to much time. gren called in and figured out a way to cheat romney(this is next to impossible, he's jewish) its pure genius i'm starting to think gren is brainiac. trux stopped by the show and called out romney on his biases when it comes to law and sas. romney showed up and explained it and gave zero fcks if the explaination sounded plausible or not (trux didnt accept his excuse). the show appreciates sgg for stopping by and reminicing on the army days. coach done his deed for humanity today by proving to one of his students with a little motivation you can achieve anything i'm proud of him. urg did check in after obama care but before he could gives us and update ferg called in and told him to rub some vagasil on it (whoa). in a surprising move swamp queen droveby to get a shout out and trux began slobbering careful trux she's married.speaking of which romney shared a story about swamp queen saving his life and preventing him from getting punched in the face by sas, queenie saved him. thank god cause romney cant fight the nats off his azz. drivebys include in no specific order swamp queen,brad,gren,pe,sgg,tgator,goon,cooter,atx,gatorraz,durty,ferg,dougie78,ca91,trux,gatorbait,g2,diddy,paz,romney,urg,, everyone have a safe and wonderful wknd its time to commute
In your mind you did.Wait what? I never tried to punch Ox.