The National Signing Day Thread

[ExecutiveGator]

come on man the government pays $20,000 a year or more to educate or train these kids in whatever they want. the fact that 60 to 80% of them choose graphic novel literature, social justice awareness, or cosmetology really shouldn't surprise you. All that math science engineering and computer stuff is hard. Leave that to the Asians.

I’m a white millinenial engineer with a BS in Chemical, and I’m here to tell you that not all engineers are Asian. Sure, all the good ones are, but make no mistake - there’s some whites hanging around the building too. We hold our own. I mean, someone has to keep the diversity levels balanced.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

. She said a cosmetologist could always find a job .

Yes. With only 148 million girls graduating from cosmetology school every year, Im sure she is enjoying minimum wage.

 

[CGgater]

I have a co-worker getting his degree at Rollins. More than one class has featured “graphic novels” aka comic books in the syllabus. $474 per credit hour.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I’m a white millinenial engineer with a BS in Chemical, and I’m here to tell you that not all engineers are Asian. Sure, all the good ones are, but make no mistake - there’s some whites hanging around the building too. We hold our own. I mean, someone has to keep the diversity levels balanced.

MERICUH!!!!

Represent. Im trying to convince my son to.do the same.

 

[CaseyGator]

I’m a white millinenial engineer with a BS in Chemical, and I’m here to tell you that not all engineers are Asian. Sure, all the good ones are, but make no mistake - there’s some whites hanging around the building too. We hold our own. I mean, someone has to keep the diversity levels balanced.

Thanks for being a team player.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

Yes. With only 148 million girls graduating from cosmetology school every year, Im sure she is enjoying minimum wage.

Yeah, but she may also be enjoying her Mother's cooking.

 

[SCColaGator]

I’m a white millinenial engineer with a BS in Chemical, and I’m here to tell you that not all engineers are Asian. Sure, all the good ones are, but make no mistake - there’s some whites hanging around the building too. We hold our own. I mean, someone has to keep the diversity levels balanced.

I feel like we should fist bump or something. Materials Engineer. First thing I learned on the job though was almost everything we learned is school is useless in the real world. Someone else has already done the hard part and written a calculator for it. The way to success is all about showing people how to make more money. And Excel lots and lots of Excel.

 

[SCColaGator]

Yeah, but she may also be enjoying her Mother's cooking.

A good family friend is probably the tops in town. The girl makes more that a quarter million a year. She says the number one problem is most of the girls don't want to work. They use their job to socialize and drink.

 

[SeabeeGator]

I feel like we should fist bump or something. Materials Engineer. First thing I learned on the job though was almost everything we learned is school is useless in the real world. Someone else has already done the hard part and written a calculator for it. The way to success is all about showing people how to make more money. And Excel lots and lots of Excel.

Couldn’t be more true. I graduated Ag and Bio Eng (Land and Water Resources specialty), worked six years as a civil engineer/project manager, and now I’m a naval officer at a contingency construction unit. I haven’t engineered in 5 plus years but that ABET accredited degree got my foot in the door so...

 

[Acecustis]

Yes. With only 148 million girls graduating from cosmetology school every year, Im sure she is enjoying minimum wage.

She could go overseas and make a lot more than minimum wage

 

[Bernardo de la Paz]

She could go overseas and make a lot more than minimum wage

In cosmetology?

I think this joke went over my head.

 

[GatorBart]

All you need is the degree, doesn't really matter what it's in (most of the time - sometimes it really does matter). But what really counts is what you do with the opportunity given to you once you get that foot in the door.
Had a buddy that got his Anthropology degree at UF and worked in the haz-mat collection/disposal department while he was a student; he was running the show and making a decent salary by time he graduated, with his Anthropology degree - go figure.

 

[CapitalGator02]

She said a cosmetologist could always find a job...

One word; Plumber. Everyone poops=job security. You're welcome.

 

[ItsDookie87]

Dafuq? What thread am I in?

 

[Oklahoma Gator]

Dafuq? What thread am I in?

This has been a pretty epic digression, even for these a-holes

 

[Ancient Reptile]

Dafuq? What thread am I in?

With a handle like "dookie" you should expect people plumber jokes.

 

[AugustaGator]

With a handle like "dookie" you should expect people plumber jokes.

Scares him.

 

[URGatorBait]

So are we recruiting plumbers and cosmetologists now?

 

[jdh5484]

This has been a pretty epic digression, even for these a-holes

Thought I took the wrong exit to political forum.

 

[SCColaGator]

So are we recruiting plumbers and cosmetologists now?

If the recruits can flush Macs sh...t out of the system then yes?