This shouldn’t even be possible

[Gator By Marriage]

I think I took brevity a little too far

Pretty sure that's not possible around here.

 

[TLB]

 

[B52G8rAC]

Always check your oil and coolant prior to starting your engine.

 

[CDGator]

Always check your oil and coolant prior to starting your engine. View attachment 61591

Something’s wrong with that dipstick

 

[soflagator]

Always check your oil and coolant prior to starting your engine. View attachment 61591

Also never live in South America or SE Asia.

 

[CDGator]

Also never live in South America or SE Asia.

Or the Everglades. Don’t ever live there.

 

[soflagator]

Or the Everglades. Don’t ever live there.

So you guys did actually make that move? I was only joking.

 

[CDGator]

So you guys did actually make that move? I was only joking.

Seedy wanted waterfront property and it was cheap
Bad decision.

 

[soflagator]

Seedy wanted waterfront property and it was cheap
Bad decision.

Way better than the wretched state you were in. You’ll get used to it.

 

[CDGator]

This doesn’t really belong in this thread but it’s cool none the less.

 

[CDGator]

 

[AlexDaGator]

Something’s wrong with that dipstick

TWSS.


Alex.

 

[CDGator]

Absolutely no way I would sleep under this aquarium.

 

[Spurffelbow833]

@CDGator I've seen football coaches that would do better that way.

With the coaches we've had, we would have come from behind to win.

"Well, two of the GA's seem to be tying their shoes to Dan Mullen's, and Anthony Richardson is coming into the game."

Moral of the story, never hire a coach who wears loafers.

 

[TLB]

View attachment 61777


Absolutely no way I would sleep under this aquarium.

 

[Back Alley Gator]

Baby it's better, down where it's wetter...

 

[CDGator]

Moment a dead whale EXPLODES is captured in the middle of the ocean

It is deemed a 'National Geographic Moment.' Boaters captured rare footage of a dead whale exploding in the middle of the ocean. The event saw its rotting organs flow into the surrounding waters.

www.dailymail.co.uk

'These violent detonations are unique to whales, as the vast majority of decomposing animals can not keep all that built-up gas inside after they've passed away,' the caption on Nature Is Metal reads.

When an animal dies, bacteria inside the carcass produce methane as part of the decomposition process.

If the gas is not released from the body, it gradually builds up until it has no choice but to bust through the animal's carcass.

Methane gas builds up in the animal’s main body cavities, causing it to bloat - a sure sign an explosion is on the horizon.

'Since the build-up of gas will eventually reach capacity and find the path of least resistance for escape, the only way to prevent this is to perforate the whale’s skin before it detonates on its own,' according to Nature Is Metal.

 

[B52G8rAC]

Ewww. That is one large passing gas event.

 

[CDGator]

Ewww. That is one large passing gas event.

Another reason to stay away from CA

 

[Nalt]

Ewww. That is one large passing gas event.

Was that Rosie O'donnell?