Tuesday Favorites… Greatest Single Line in a Song

[Durty South Swamp]

If your horny... let's do it... ride it...

 

[TheDouglas78]

If your horny... let's do it... ride it...

Thought your durty ass was going to go with:

"Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket"

or

"Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker"

or

"Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten"

All by the bloodhound gang

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Thought your durty ass was going to go with:

"Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket"

or

"Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker"

or

"Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten"

All by the bloodhound gang

Foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo!!!

But you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...

 

[B52G8rAC]

You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you.

 

[g8tr76]

"Don't you come a rollin' if you think your rollin' over me!"

Written by a Gainesville boy: Bernie Leadon

 

[Detroitgator]

Foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo!!!

But you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...

Maybe this should be in the "Bad Parenting" thread, but I'm pretty sure my three kids knew the words to Bad Touch when they were approximately 4, 6, and 8 respectively... seems to have worked out OK, that's why I'm posting it here instead.

 

[TLB]

I have a habit of whistleing ALL THE DAMN TIME. Sometimes I don't even realize it (had a coworker stop by the other day with a 'friendly realization' that translated to 'shut tf up'). But it is almost always the same few tunes.

Same for being in the shower, though it's tough to whistle there so I sing just a few lines from a handful of songs. Given these are almost always my go-to tunes, and I don't think about them they just start up in my head and are suddenly being voiced, I gotta think they have a deeper connection to my subconcious.

One is REM's "Superman"
I am, I am, I am Superman and I know what's happening
I am, I am, I am Superman and I can do anything

This typically is when I'm up against something in life and trying to work my way past it. I suppose my subconcious is trying to pep talk me into overcoming it.

Another is The Beatles' "Ticket to Ride"
I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today, yeah
The girl that's driving me mad is going away

[Chorus]
She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride, but she don't care

This is rare, but it comes up when I am having trouble with the wife. She never threatens leaving, but in my head I'm struggling with the relationship and what I can do to fix things (often I'm the one that f'd it up).

 

[Gatordiddy]

Grew up in Houston off the wayside drives
Son of a car-hop and some all night dives
Dad drove a stock car to an early death
All I remember was a drunk man's breath

 

[TheDouglas78]

Maybe this should be in the "Bad Parenting" thread, but I'm pretty sure my three kids knew the words to Bad Touch when they were approximately 4, 6, and 8 respectively... seems to have worked out OK, that's why I'm posting it here instead.

Mine has know that, kiss me where it smells funny, Foxtrot Uniform, Charlie Kilo (except she sang in Unicorn), and Dad says that's for pussies for since 8.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter...

 

[Detroitgator]

Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter...

DJ Chaps

 

[CDGator]

So many threads this could go in but this was at the top of the page.

 

[Gulfstream]

"I used her, she used me but neither one cared"

 

[CDGator]

Most days in life don't stand out,
But life's about those days that will

 

[GR8 2B]

Does the title of a song count? Had this little gem pop up on Sirius last night:

"Funkier Than a Mosquito's Tweeter"
- Ike and Tina Turner

 

[CDGator]

Does the title of a song count? Had this little gem pop up on Sirius last night:

"Funkier Than a Mosquito's Tweeter"
- Ike and Tina Turner

 

[CDGator]

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

 

[Zambo]

Bitch about the present blame it on the past
I'd like to find your inner child and kick it's little ass
Get over it

 

[TheDouglas78]

A broken heart
can always heal
a broken condom
and the womb my fill

Redneck Greece Delux classic "Don't Let Another Penis Come Between Us"

 

[cover2]

A broken heart
can always heal
a broken condom
and the womb my fill

Redneck Greece Delux classic "Don't Let Another Penis Come Between Us"

I don’t know whether to be impressed or scared by your musical tastes