UF Coaching Thread: Russ Callaway promoted to Co-OC

[aka]

This might already already exist.

www.gatorsneedaprostitute.com

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Don’t forget that the sun literally never shines there. Their world famous sub place is located in the trash district next to a used muffler/carburetor repair shop. And every street or road is somehow always going uphill. There is, however, a really nice river running through it called the “Ohio”, which I believe is Yinzer for “Ganges”.

Lidia’s is Joe Bastianich’s mom, btw. Not sure how similar it is to him, and he’s a condescending toolbag, but his restaurants in NY(formerly with Batalli) are all great.

Allegheny. Which might also be Yinzer for “Ganges.”

 

[Swamp Donkey]

No way I click on that.

Wise beyond your years.

 

[Double Gator Dad]

Oh I’m sure. I know a lot of people will point to the half dozen bathroom rapes(who has sex in a bar bathroom anyway?), but I can’t get past the statue in the airport of a guy clearly trapping the ball on the turf.

All of the above and the many other devious and underhanded things that organization has done over the years.
We like to talk about sacred cows in college sports but the term was created to describe the Steelers.

 

[lagator]

Out of respect for our people, we tolerate SoFla on account of his jokes. The same courtesy may not apply to the rest of yous.

And yes, you are correct, little old lady boob sweat is indeed the secret ingredient in all Italian food. Love, and a drop of boob sweat.

I heard she makes the gnocchi first thing in the AM and adds a little bit of the morning dew.

 

[Bernardo de la Paz]

I heard she makes the gnocchi first thing in the AM and adds a little bit of the morning dew.

 

[Bernardo de la Paz]

Brian Johnson is available.

Sources: Johnson latest Eagles assistant ousted

Brian Johnson is out as the Eagles' offensive coordinator, sources confirmed to ESPN, becoming the latest assistant ousted from Nick Sirianni's coaching staff.

www.espn.com

 

[oxrageous]

Brian Johnson is available.

Sources: Johnson latest Eagles assistant ousted

Brian Johnson is out as the Eagles' offensive coordinator, sources confirmed to ESPN, becoming the latest assistant ousted from Nick Sirianni's coaching staff.

www.espn.com

This makes his head coaching interview with the Falcons even more insulting and laughable.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

This makes his head coaching interview with the Falcons even more insulting and laughable.

Bengals hired Zac Taylor after his only OC job at U of Cincinnati resulted in a 102nd ish ranked offense, then he rehabbed by being a position coach in NFL for 2-3 years.

NFL makes stupid decisions regularly.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

Bengals hired Zac Taylor after his only OC job at U of Cincinnati resulted in a 102nd ish ranked offense, then he rehabbed by being a position coach in NFL for 2-3 years.

NFL makes stupid decisions regularly.

So you're saying there's a chance we'll get Johnson for OC?

 

[Joegator96]

So you're saying there's a chance we'll get Johnson for OC?

upgrade

 

[FireFoley]

Bengals hired Zac Taylor after his only OC job at U of Cincinnati resulted in a 102nd ish ranked offense, then he rehabbed by being a position coach in NFL for 2-3 years.

NFL makes stupid decisions regularly.

David Shula vehemently disagrees

 

[williston_gator]

This makes his head coaching interview with the Falcons even more insulting and laughable.

A little shiesty. If he got a HC gig they would have got compensatory draft picks. Felt like they were waiting to see as long as they realistically could before scapegoating letting him go.

 

[FireFoley]

Brian Johnson is available.

Sources: Johnson latest Eagles assistant ousted

Brian Johnson is out as the Eagles' offensive coordinator, sources confirmed to ESPN, becoming the latest assistant ousted from Nick Sirianni's coaching staff.

www.espn.com

Johnson probably would prefer to stay in the NFL but this should be a call that Taggert makes. Though I feel there is no way Taggert would make a call to Johnson just to gauge possible interest, for fear of Johnson laughing at Tagget's passing game schemes.. And NO I do not say call Johnson b/c he picked his nose at UF prior, but b/c I am convinced he was a huge reason that Cousin Eddie had some passing game success with Trash at QB. Otherwise it would have been a Cousin Eddie special, 5 wide and every WR does a 5 yard button hook.

 

[78]

Johnson had big shoes to fill when Steichen left. The Eagles were actually pretty decent this season -- seventh in scoring, eighth in total yards, ninth in red zone efficiency -- but not as potent as under Steichen.

 

[TheDouglas78]

Johnson had big shoes to fill when Steichen left. The Eagles were actually pretty decent this season -- seventh in scoring, eighth in total yards, ninth in red zone efficiency -- but not as potent as under Steichen.

The issues they had on both sides of the ball, due to talent and coaching drain should have been expected. But this is an HC trying to save himself from the fan base known for burning schit to the ground. Their issues were really on defense, it was dominant last year, this year they gave Tyrod Taylor an extension.

 

[soflagator]

The issues they had on both sides of the ball, due to talent and coaching drain should have been expected. But this is an HC trying to save himself from the fan base known for burning schit to the ground. Their issues were really on defense, it was dominant last year, this year they gave Tyrod Taylor and extension.

There’s some truth to your post, but I’m not sure I’d be taking shots at rival fans when it appears your entire fan base takes secret tunnels to get to the stadium with packages attached to their leg.

 

[TheDouglas78]

There’s some truth to your post, but I’m not sure I’d be taking shots at rival fans when it appears your entire fan base takes secret tunnels to get to the stadium with packages attached to their leg.

I know, I know... I shouldn't make fun of the fanbase who is our biggest customer.

 

[soflagator]

I know, I know... I shouldn't make fun of the fanbase who is our biggest customer.

You must not have seen Philadelphia recently. They’ve really cleaned the place up and now have some of the most model citizens around.

 

[Detroitgator]

You must not have seen Philadelphia recently. They’ve really cleaned the place up and now have some of the most model citizens around.

I wouldn't call showing Patricia the door "cleaning up the place," but it's certainly a start.

PS I mean hey, seems to have cleaned up Detroit!