Wednesday Worsts....Pet Peeves

Homer J

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*Ice Tea with not enough ice to chill the entire glass (needs lemon, too)

*People who walk up into the middle of a conversation and butt in

*Warm beer

*Sexual intellectuals

Every damn Sunday at church
 

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Drivers who refuse to merge into a long and massive turn lane, but instead slow down and come damn close to a stop in the FUCHING travel lane. You should be able to shoot those people on the spot.
 

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Someone reading over my shoulder, people chewing with their mouths open, and dogs that are too friggin lazy to get a drink of water so they just act out drinking with the air
 

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People who bring their dog everywhere. Grocery store. Restaurant. Home Depot.

Should be able to shoot the owner and the dog.
 

CDGator

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Stupid rules that are stupid.

I went to pick up bundtinis from Nothing Bundt Cakes for a party. Decided to buy a small size cake for me to eat now. It’s about double the size of a cupcake. I asked for a fork and they said they aren’t a restaurant and not allowed to hand out a fork. So I asked about a napkin. Nope, not allowed by regulations.

So I sit in my car digging through the console trying to figure out how to eat it. Either I use a straw or my dirty hands. Thanks health department for keeping us safe. Good job.
 

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Stupid rules that are stupid.

I went to pick up bundtinis from Nothing Bundt Cakes for a party. Decided to buy a small size cake for me to eat now. It’s about double the size of a cupcake. I asked for a fork and they said they aren’t a restaurant and not allowed to hand out a fork. So I asked about a napkin. Nope, not allowed by regulations.

So I sit in my car digging through the console trying to figure out how to eat it. Either I use a straw or my dirty hands. Thanks health department for keeping us safe. Good job.
Seeing as you’re a mom, I’m stunned you don’t have napkins and pre-wrapped plastic table ware in your car. Next you’re gonna say you don’t have wipes or tissues.
 

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Seeing as you’re a mom, I’m stunned you don’t have napkins and pre-wrapped plastic table ware in your car. Next you’re gonna say you don’t have wipes or tissues.

Stop right there. I’m a good southern mom. Of course I collect napkins from various restaurants and put them in my console. When I asked them about the napkin I was just being an askhole. (Just made that word up…I like it!)
 

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Peeves should be free to live in the wild the way nature intended.

You can't domesticate a Peeve.

People never learn.
 

Nalt

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People who use a word or term like "askhole" that has been prevalent for years then claim they just made up the word... :whistle:
Cats
Dogs inside the house
People at the gym who grunt/groan/breath loudly then slam the weight bar back down as if they couldn't possibly set it down so they just drop it
 

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