Welcome new UF Basketball Coach Michael White

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Swamp Queen

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Law98gator;n221669 said:
No, I watch in March then turn it off, like everyone else in the country. (I don't KNOW that much about basketball, so I don't pretend to know and post my opinions about it.)

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I can bring you up to speed in about 1 hour. You buy the beer and I will supply the knowledge. Or maybe some legal advice for the BB info.
 

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Swamp Queen;n221876 said:
I truly believe there are people on this board who could be offered blow jobs every day for the rest of their lives and they'd complain about their penis getting sore after the first day.
LMAO but you are probably closer to the truth than they would admit.
 

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stephenPE;n221878 said:
I can bring you up to speed in about 1 hour. You buy the beer and I will supply the knowledge. Or maybe some legal advice for the BB info.

Well it would take much longer to impart knowledge of college basketball. You could talk for a long time about offensive and defensive methods, switching, etc. Lots more than one hour, in fact I could not even identify everything I know about bball and I bet there are many books to consider as well. I am far from an expert but of course being elderly I have experience.
 

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Swamp Queen;n221876 said:
I truly believe there are people on this board who could be offered blow jobs every day for the rest of their lives and they'd complain about their penis getting sore after the first day.
I'm not sure why Squash hasn't married this women already.

Perhaps he doesn't know how to quit Wooble.
 

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stephenPE;n221878 said:
I can bring you up to speed in about 1 hour. You buy the beer and I will supply the knowledge. Or maybe some legal advice for the BB info.
I don't have time for my damn football addiction. However, thanks for the offer.

Maybe you should school the others some so they quality of analysis around here improves.
 

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Swamp Queen;n221876 said:
I truly believe there are people on this board who could be offered blow jobs every day for the rest of their lives and they'd complain about their penis getting sore after the first day.
Does Ox have a section for posts of the year? I nominate this one.
 

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I think it sucks we can't even talk about the new hire. This whole thread has been a a Foley sucks thread hijacked by the only poster who claims he doesn't watch basketball lol. Law , your retarded man haha. If you don't watch basketball or anybody else according to you, why do you give a shcit? Why do you have like 100 post on this thread alone? I think you're a closet basketball fan
 

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Anyone else watch the press conference? I'm quite optimistic about him. I can't wait to see what he's going to do with Hill.
 

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Swamp Queen;221876 said:
I truly believe there are people on this board who could be offered blow jobs every day for the rest of their lives and they'd complain about their penis getting sore after the first day.

+1
 

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True Basketball fans care about the regular season. I watched or listened to every miserable game of this past season. I'll do it again for White just like I did for Donovan, Kruger and Sloan. The ESPn reports suggesting Miller and Mack weren't sold on coming here confirms the fears that predicated my OP about rumblings. Foley said he'd worked for several weeks on this prior to BD leaving, then said at the goodbye presser the search would likely go into June. I personally believe his dept did have contact with Miller and Mack's people and found they had reservations about coming to Florida, then decided to go with a solid hire/White, who was on everybody's hot/up-and-coming list. Three other SEC teams interviewed him in the past year so it's not like he's chopped liver.

As a fan I'm disappointed because I thought, after all the years of success under Donovan, we could have done better. As a fan, I'll put that behind me and root for White's success and I truly believe he's going to have some.

Don't even get me started on Foley hiring an Auburn assistant to take over a triple NC gymnastics program. This tells you all you need to know about Foley. GO Gators.
 

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I like that White had no reservations about Florida. He wanted it and grabbed the opportunity by the tail. On a side note, I'm a bit surprised Burde the long time gymnastics assistant didn't get the job.
 

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Swamp Queen;n221876 said:
I truly believe there are people on this board who could be offered blow jobs every day for the rest of their lives and they'd complain about their penis getting sore after the first day.

Maybe the fifth day...maybe....
 

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Can't get sore from an offer.
 

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MidwestChomp;n221966 said:
I like that White had no reservations about Florida. He wanted it and grabbed the opportunity by the tail. On a side note, I'm a bit surprised Burde the long time gymnastics assistant didn't get the job.

I thought the same thing. No in house love at UF ;-)
 

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t-gator;n221923 said:
I think it sucks we can't even talk about the new hire. This whole thread has been a a Foley sucks thread hijacked by the only poster who claims he doesn't watch basketball lol. Law , your retarded man haha. If you don't watch basketball or anybody else according to you, why do you give a shcit? Why do you have like 100 post on this thread alone? I think you're a closet basketball fan

Wow t- I think the post by SQ is affecting your brain and it's showing up, subliminally, in your posts.
 
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