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What is it about TENNESSEE?
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It suddenly popped into my head. an idea for the perfect ultimate psychological warfare against first and worst enemy.. I immediately shot respective emails to the President and Athletic Director of the University. I realize I'm dealing with Florida fans with limited imaginations and intellects but I''ll bravely attempt to explain my proposal. I want every UT fan that plans to attend the Vol/Gators game Neyland to go out find themselves a God awful repulsive pair of jorts. I want the assembled 100,000 Tennessee faithful decked in the signature fashion of Florida fans everywhere to greet the Gator players as they make their way on the field. I want to see Smokey in a pair, the cheerleaders all wearing short jorts (now that's OK), the UT Prez and AD wearing blazing orange jorts to go along with a suit and tie and finally Butch Jones walking up to coach Muschamp for the introductory hand shake in a blindly florescent orange pair l I wan't to see Peyton and Phil and Al Gore bedazzling America with their Florida influenced fashionable attire.
The CBS camera pans the audience until they stop on Junior n Lulu buck dancing in elephant size jorts on National television. Wait a minute. Are they doing the Florida chomp? The crowd goes wild. "Rocky Top" is playing.
Oh My Goodness!"
_Vern Lundquist
After that spectacle and trauma for the Gator players, coaches and fans we'll take Florida like Grant took Richmond. Florida is undone and we are on our way to a Tennessee winning streak.
The CBS camera pans the audience until they stop on Junior n Lulu buck dancing in elephant size jorts on National television. Wait a minute. Are they doing the Florida chomp? The crowd goes wild. "Rocky Top" is playing.
Oh My Goodness!"
_Vern Lundquist
After that spectacle and trauma for the Gator players, coaches and fans we'll take Florida like Grant took Richmond. Florida is undone and we are on our way to a Tennessee winning streak.
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divits;n34326 said:
least busy website in Florida....
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...stiality-case-law-loophole-article-1.1100381#
This Florida boy likes to play it rough...ruff ruff ruff
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We love beating all teams, not just ut.
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Only a vol fan would think listing people like Al Gore, Andrew Johnson, Peyton Manning, Junior n Lulu and himself are good reasons to like Tennessee. To every other person with a half a brain, that list is a long distinguished line of complete idiots, total failures, incompetent losers, and last but not least washed up never were's. You really may be the most pathetic poster I've ever encountered on any message board in my life.
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Durty South Swamp;n34505 said:
Let me get this straight. You're a tad negative toward Al Gore, Andrew Johnson, Peyton, Junior n Lulu? Last time I looked all had ragingly positive articles in Wikipedia.
So I'll be a thankin' ya.
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andrew johnson - a miserable failure as a prez, considered by many to be top 5-10 worst everTN G8tr said:Alvin York;n34509 said:
Especially on Gore. Hell even folks from Smith Co. his home town hate him.
Peyton - do i even need to start, guy makes choking an art form
j&l, alvie - really? REALLY?
York needs a labotomy, stat.
