Who here is brave enough to share your UFO experiences with us?

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  1. AugustaGator

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    • DocZaius

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      It happens to everyone sooner or later. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
       
      • gatorfan81

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        I don't believe in Aliens, but I am sick and tired of being outside and a bright light engulfs me, waking up in a field with a sore ass and four hours missing from my life!
         
        • MidwestChomp

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          Mine was sort of like this


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          • CaseyGator

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            I don’t believe in aliens either, but I am sick and tired of my boyfriend disappearing for hours at a time and then calling me to pick him up from some random field.
             
            • divits

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              Sounds like he's a real pain in the ass..................oh...............sorry.
               
              • crosscreekcooter

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                You need to take him in and and have him tested for pregnancy and alien std's. From what I hear Ajax won't wash that schit off.
                When you pick him up, is he carrying a blue cooler?
                 
                • divits

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                  • GatorBart

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                    Well I guess that explains why I love aliens!
                    Over 30 years ago, just after moving to Florida to start grad school, I noticed, you guessed it, a blue cooler sitting on the side of Newberry Road, between Jonesville and Newberry; near the bat caves turnoff. The cooler looked to be in good condition, so I did a U-Turn and went back to grab it. That cooler was great and was with me for many years. I can't remember what happened to it other than I know I had it in Seattle at one point over 10 years later; but now that you mention your blue cooler theory, maybe the aliens came and retrieved it to build another pod. Come to think of it, I think there was some beer left in it! Damn aliens! But I still love em anyway! :D
                     
                    • divits

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                      No reason, but by chance have you happened to have noticed any changes in your appearance lately? Like.....oh.....I don't know....your eyes becoming more almond shaped and your head slightly more bulbous?
                       
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                        Never personally saw a UFO, but I do believe in them. Too many credible accounts of things seen, fighters being scrambled, etc.

                        I'm sure some of them are odd weather events that are mistaken for something else; some are deeply classified Pentagon projects into emerging aerial technologies; and some are the real thing.

                        But for all I know (and this is my personal theory): UFO incidents are alien teenagers just hotrodding and fv*king around with us. If I was 17 and handed the keys to an intergalactic machine that would outrace and outfox anything a distant planet could throw at me...you'd better believe I'd take advantage of it. Ex: "What do you guys want to do tonight?" "Let's take dad's spaceship and fvkk around with the earthlings."

                        As for supernatural: I've seen a statue of Jesus bleed tears of blood in South America. It's been doing it on and off for over a decade and had been visiting the site to see it up close when the statue started bleeding and got to see it firsthand. It was a pretty sobering and humbling moment. They've done scientific tests on it: the statue isn't being manipulated or tampered with in any way, they don't have an explanation for why it's doing that.
                         
                        • Swamp Donkey

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                          Credible accounts, huh?
                           
                        • gatorev12

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                          There's several, yes.
                           
                        • AugustaGator

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                          Aren’t you one of those credible accounts?
                           
                        • GatorBart

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                          Wait, I'm credible! :bandit:
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                        • Swamp Donkey

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                          My credibility is certainly in doubt.
                           
                          • Gator515151

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                            All I can say is if you see a UFO don't bother reporting it, nobody will believe you. Especially if you tell them you were in front of the Drift Inn when you saw it.
                             

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