Our football looks like "soccer" to them... they play "football," on horseback... and they use a freshly killed goat's carcass as the football... and yes, they are PISSED about who is QBing the buzkashi team! That's Abdul Emory Jones wearing his state of the art "Russain tanker" helmet that he got when his 3rd wife skinned the godless communist alive back in the '87 Pomegranate Bowl... sadly, AK-47 can be seen on the sidelines in the background waiting for his seniority to rise... he's been on the bench since 2 years after that epic matchup in '87.