College football is like the China of Mao Tsetung. Run afoul of the powers-that-be, be exiled to a stay
in some hell hole to be "re-educated". then mouth the right statements of contrition and come back as an honorable
citizen of society. Bobby arrived in College Station dragging more baggage than an over-loaded Jumbo Jet and welcomed
with open arms by Dumbo Fisher. You knew that Bobby would never be retained by aTm's new head coach Mike Elko.
Petrino is like bubble gun stuck to the bottom of your shoe: Regardless of how hard you scrape your foot against the concrete
you just can't seem to ever get rid of it!