He’s probably penning the fake death threats as we speak.
When CBN was hired to coach the Gators, his predecessor, CDM left him three letters in his desk. Each letter was clearly labeled; System Failure #1, System Failure #2, System Failure #3. A post-it note was attached to the bundle of letters and it read, "In case of a substantial system failure open the letters in order, once per failure, and they will help you through the problem."
Billy put the letters back in the desk and forgot about them.
About one year later he had a cascading failure with his play calling that turned into our first losing season in some time. While contemplating a change of offensive philosophy, he opened the first letter. It read, “Blame your predecessor.”
After the last bowl game, the AD called CBN into his office. Taking a cue from the first letter he blamed his predecessor. The AD was satisfied with the answer and agreed to give him some more time.
After a really good recruiting season CBN had another big failure and lost his 1st game to Utah. This time it was more bad play calling and was fairly conservative too. CBN had to put a lot of extra hours into his recruiting efforts and was able to get a few silent commits.
But, once again, he reached into that desk drawer and opened letter #2.
“Blame the previous coaches recruiting.”
This time Billy lamented to the AD about how it wasn’t his fault. It was lack of talent! If we had some better players to block on the offensive line then these things just would not happen. Strickland was satisfied with Billy's answer and everybody got back to work.
Things ran smoothly for the next couple of games and they even beat SCAR on the road after and huge come from behind win in the 4th quarter. Then the team lost 5 consecutive games and missed becoming bowl eligible.
Billy knew it was time to open the third letter. It read, "“Write three letters”.