- Dec 4, 2016
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I'm figuring this out. Here's my day so far, and how I chose to react:
Daughter: "Dad, have a good flight today! I look forward to seeing you when you get back!"
Me: "I'll tell you what I'm looking forward to - the day Mac takes a flight out of Gainesville forever!"
Boss: "So I'd like you to know that you are getting a raise and a promotion!"
Me: "I know a guy that got promoted right into ruining Florida football, and he got a raise to do it! I'll never be happy in life until he leaves!"
Wife: "Wanna Fck?"
Me: "Fck!?!? You know who's Fcked?!?! FLORIDA FOOTBALL "fans" (short for fanatic, so I'm justified in being a tool), THAT'S WHO!!"
I'll let you know how the rest of my day goes...
Welcome aboard