Franks looking to fight?

AlexDaGator

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Anybody wanting to fight Franks is drunk, stupid, or both.

Franks is legit 6'6" and a solid 230-240 pounds of muscle.

And he has more bigger and stronger friends than you do.

Boot or no, this would be a mistake.


Alex.
 

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Anybody wanting to fight Franks is drunk, stupid, or both.

Franks is legit 6'6" and a solid 230-240 pounds of muscle.

And he has more bigger and stronger friends than you do.

Boot or no, this would be a mistake.


Alex.
Size has very little to do with what makes a good street fighter. The guy strikes me as someone who has a glass chin.
 

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Size has very little to do with what makes a good street fighter. The guy strikes me as someone who has a glass chin.
I’m sure you’re very experienced in bare knuckle brawls. Please tell us more.
 

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I’m sure you’re very experienced in bare knuckle brawls. Please tell us more.

Ox's last fight was against URG:
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Size has very little to do with what makes a good street fighter. The guy strikes me as someone who has a glass chin.

Yeah, but what's generally been your experience with drinking tough guys who mouth off (to a guy who's hobbled, no less) and start trouble, only to be pushed into a car by his fat, ugly(that's right) girlfriend. Whether or not Franks is tough, that guy would've been destroyed.
 

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Military training, etc.
This is always so funny to me. I’ll state outright that as a Seabee, I get no hand to hand combat training. Only small arms. Some of my guys get medium machine gun training but that’s it. There is nothing badass about me, even with my military training. We spend more time doing online, repetitive training than anything. I’m in good shape but that’s due to exercise.

I say this because it applies to most in the military. Zambo probably got some decent training in but he was a pilot - SERE was probably his most advanced level. I’m guessing he did some MCMAP (or equivalent) but nothing that would make him some billy badass.

We’ve got some infantry types on here and they’re military training most likely qualifies as badass but for the rest of us (what’s up my non-PF AF buds)...
 

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This is always so funny to me. I’ll state outright that as a Seabee, I get no hand to hand combat training. Only small arms. Some of my guys get medium machine gun training but that’s it. There is nothing badass about me, even with my military training. We spend more time doing online, repetitive training than anything. I’m in good shape but that’s due to exercise.

I say this because it applies to most in the military. Zambo probably got some decent training in but he was a pilot - SERE was probably his most advanced level. I’m guessing he did some MCMAP (or equivalent) but nothing that would make him some billy badass.

We’ve got some infantry types on here and they’re military training most likely qualifies as badass but for the rest of us (what’s up my non-PF AF buds)...
Nav said he killed hundreds of Cong in Vietnam, at least 40% of them by hand. He's someone I wouldn't mess with.
 

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I imagine he came across a drunk Gainesville rich kid, car bought by daddy, credit card from daddy, on his way to a condo owned by daddy, 5’8”, big mouth, sorely in need of the ass whooping he would have gotten years ago if he weren’t so sheltered.

I can see why Franks would take exception to being accosted by some weak punk who’s vastly overestimated his own might and is talking trash from behind his girlfriend.

The middle aged guy is probably saying, “don’t hit him Feleipe! You’ll kill him!”
Did you see his girlfriend smash his face w the door? :lmao2: Are we sure this is Gainesville?
 

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We’ve got some infantry types on here and they’re military training most likely qualifies as badass but for the rest of us (what’s up my non-PF AF buds)...
Queen of Battle, Follow Me.

Your average mediocre jui jitsu guy has more training though for hand to hand. Maybe its better today. We did a lot of bayonet pummelstick training, which was fun but not real helpful. Mostly it was cheap.

We also did a lot of sticking mannequins w semisharp bayonets. And chanting KILL, KILL, KILL (not unlike Alice's Restaurant) and blood makes the grass grow green. Also, probably not much help.

I know that Franks sprained Ox' vagina by shushing him, but Ive seen him crash into enough LBs to know he is a tough kid.

Tebow broke LBs though. The Giraffe is no Tebow.
 
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