The Urban Meyer thread

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My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Urban & Strickland out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Mullen to TX and Urban back to Florida. Book it

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My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Urban & Strickland out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Mullen to TX and Urban back to Florida. Book it

I boned your best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend in a ménage à trois with your mom the other night and they assured me you heard wrong.
 

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Sources: NFL teams eye Meyer for HC openings

"At least two NFL teams have reached out to Urban Meyer to see whether the former Ohio State coach would be interested in interviewing for -- if not accepting -- a head-coaching job at the next level, league sources told ESPN.

Meyer, according to a source connected to one of those teams, did not dismiss the overtures and is considering whether to make the jump to the NFL. He intends to decide in the next week, before the NFL regular season is over, and teams expect to hear his decision in the coming days."
 

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If Urban wants to coach, the NFL is the way to go. No recruiting, and the pressure is dialed WAY DOWN compared to big-time college football, where every game is a must-win. You can lose 5 or 6 games in the NFL and still make the playoffs.
 

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1) Recruiting is something Urban does well.
2) Standards and pressure are internal. Losing 5 games two years in a row would kill Urban.
As usual you are drunk as hell.

1) So what? Just because he does it well doesn't mean he wants or likes to do it.
2) No it wouldn't.
3) Get professional help.
 

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All I heard when he was at UF was that Ohio State was his dream job. So which is it?

It’s a schmooze negotiating tool. Every team he has even the vaguest of interest in is his dream team. It’s kind of like softening up the wife by telling her she’s your ultimate dream girl. You know it’s a bald-faced lie, but if it gets you from having to do the dishes, you’ve accomplished your mission.

Now, when Meyer tells the Bengals, who really do want him, that they’re his dream job, his cover will be blown wide open.
 

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I'm sure Jacksonville is one of the teams that's going hard. With them likely winning the Trevor Lawrence sweepstakes, there's some attraction there.
 

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They should set their sights on their former head coach in waiting.
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I boned your best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend in a ménage à trois with your mom the other night and they assured me you heard wrong.

Here's another little known fact, if you've ever typed out the words "menage a trois" you've never fuched 2 chic's at the same time.
 

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All I heard when he was at UF was that Ohio State was his dream job. So which is it?

You must not have paid very close attention back then. Then Dream job for him was Notre Dame. He did carry a bucknut in his pocket for good luck when we beat their ass in Phoenix for the Natty but OSU was never really considered a threat to his leaving UF.

Urban Meyer: Notre Dame "Still My Dream Job"
 
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