The Urban Meyer thread

[oxrageous]

Even a drunk whore has standards.

Who would you rather have? Some old fired NFL retread? Marvin Lewis?

 

[maheo30]

Who would you rather have? Some old fired NFL retread? Marvin Lewis?

Eric Bieniemy is my top guy. If the jags do get the top pick, they will be an attractive spot. If not EB, then the saints OC Pete Carmichael.

 

[NVGator]

I’m so sick of defensive minded HCs. I want someone who’s going to score points.

 

[oxrageous]

Eric Bieniemy is my top guy. If the jags do get the top pick, they will be an attractive spot. If not EB, then the saints OC Pete Carmichael.

Let's see what that worthless little turd Bieniemy does on offense when he gets the best QB on Earth taken away from him. Please, he's a freaking joke. You'd take that little pissant over Urban Meyer? He'd be fired quickly, and I mean quickly. The Chiefs offense wouldn't miss a single beat if Bieniemy wasn't there. Patrick Mahomes is the OC.

He's the next Adam Gase, who was labeled an offensive genius after Peyton Manning ran the entire offense for him.

 

[-THE DUDE-]

Let's see what that worthless little turd Bieniemy does on offense when he gets the best QB on Earth taken away from him. Please, he's a freaking joke. You'd take that little pissant over Urban Meyer? He'd be fired quickly, and I mean quickly. The Chiefs offense wouldn't miss a single beat if Bieniemy wasn't there. Patrick Mahomes is the OC.

He's the next Adam Gase, who was labeled an offensive genius after Peyton Manning ran the entire offense for him.

More like Reid is the OC, then Mahomes and then maybe Bienemy.

 

[maheo30]

I’m so sick of defensive minded HCs. I want someone who’s going to score points.

This. EB and Carmichael are my two favorites. Brady has done an incredible job with the panthers. But, I think it is too soon to be giving him an HC job. The bills Brian Daboll has earned a chance as well. He’s done an amazing job with Allen.

 

[oxrageous]

Carmichael is also a homosexual lapping up a HOF quarterback. He's a joke.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

No way Urban takes a disaster job like Jax or Detroit.

 

[gatormandan]

I just heard UF has been in contact with Urban...waiting for an update.

 

[jeeping8r]

As long as the 1st thing Urbs does is fire Granthem I'm in

 

[neteng]

Here's another little known fact, if you've ever typed out the words "menage a trois" you've never fuched 2 chic's at the same time.

Jokes on you...I had to google it then I copy and pasted it. I assume you did type it out though.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

As usual you are drunk as hell.

1) So what? Just because he does it well doesn't mean he wants or likes to do it.
2) No it wouldn't.
3) Get professional help.

Most of us enjoy doing what we do well. Urban couldn't deal with multiple mediocre seasons. I am surprised that Spurrier lasted as long as he did.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

I could actually see Urban as a GM, and hiring a HC he trusts.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

I just heard UF has been in contact with Urban...waiting for an update.

 

[gatormandan]

Of course!

 

[Gatorbreath]

I guess anything is possible, but put me in the "I'd be shocked to see CUM on an NFL sideline" camp. His personality just strikes me as more "college" than "pro", and I think he'd have a hard time reaching guys making crap tons more money than he is.

Add to that the list of college hotshots that tried the NFL and failed is a lot longer than the one where the college whiz kid climbs to the top of the mountain. Ol' Urbs doesn't seem to suffer success very well, much less failure. If he does try this, the next "coronary" he has might actually be the real thing.

 

[Back Alley Gator]

So....Urban to the Browns?

 

[destingator]

Urban can change the oil in my truck. How about that?

 

[oxrageous]

Report: Urban Meyer lining up staff, expects to coach Jaguars

 

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Report: Urban Meyer lining up staff, expects to coach Jaguars

How did this make it an hour without comment? I thought it must be some kind of joke. It’s apparently not.