Urban Meyer's coffee table

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It has 27 framed photographs on it that he placed there himself.

The coffee table is rendered useless and most of the photos can't be seen anyway because they are blocked by the ones in front of them.

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Sadly, those people still live there.

 

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She must have removed my picture...

 

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Well... who used to live there?

 

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Jilted lovers, all of you. Right ox?

 

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Theyre obviously psychopaths

 

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I’m most concerned that the frames look like they were bought at Walgreens.

 

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Homer J said:

She must have removed my picture...

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Of course, it gave Urbs a heart attack.

 

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That’s clearly a young Ox in the “karate pose in front of the fireplace” pic.

Also, all that money and still taking Carnival? It’s like they say, you can take the person out of Ohio but can’t take the Ohio out of the person.

 

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I was expecting a nicer house. Meyer must have a problem playing the ponies.

 

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What no playa hugging pics

 

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oxrageous said:

I was expecting a nicer house. Meyer must have a problem playing the ponies.

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You have to figure with all the contracts he’s walked away from with penalty. The multiple hurried home sales. Having to get Publix subs for all the movers, Bed, Bath & Beyond, Etc. It really shouldn’t be that surprising. I’d be shocked if he’s even maxing out his 401.

 

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Looks like Marsh Landing, Ponte Vedra.

Did anyone ever find out who used to live there?

I’m thinking either Tom Coughlin or Tony Bosselli.
They lived practically across the street from each other in Marsh Landing only , Tony’s house was waterfront.

Quite a few million dollar homes in Marsh Landing.

 

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NVGator said:

Well... who used to live there?

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Ironhead said:

Looks like Marsh Landing, Ponte Vedra.

Did anyone ever find out who used to live there?

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From the article that accompanied the video interview that the tweet was about:

[Shelley] and her husband moved into their home in Jacksonville near UNF on May 1st. She says it was the home of former Jaguars quarterback, David Garrard. "I thought you might find that interesting," she says. "He did a beautiful job on this house."​

Why are we supposed to find that interesting?

Because...because...because he's BLACK!?!

 

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To be fair, Garrard’s husband is an interior decorator.

 

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Also from the article:

How did they meet? She says it was at a Sigma Chi Derby Day party in college. She was a Zeta Tau Alpha and attended a game night. The idea was to make a frat member smile without touching them.

"This was hilarious. I got a Playboy -- my first and only one I've ever bought -- and I walked by the guys and opened the centerfold and said, 'Does this look like me?'"



It was all just a quick bit of fun. But standing by a set of stairs was a young Urban Meyer.

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G. Gordon Gator said:

From the article that accompanied the video interview that the tweet was about:

[Shelley] and her husband moved into their home in Jacksonville near UNF on May 1st. She says it was the home of former Jaguars quarterback, David Garrard. "I thought you might find that interesting," she says. "He did a beautiful job on this house."​

Why are we supposed to find that interesting?

Because...because...because he's BLACK!?!

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Poor choice of wording there, and she’s likely unemployed now. But I imagine the whole thing was interesting to her. This was only the second one of these spotlights she’d done, the previous one being Jeff Fisher’s most recent “home”. I don’t have to tell you, when you go from seeing cartons of 305s stacked in a corner next to one of those white plastic chairs, to now seeing this type of luxury, it takes you back.

 

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It's just a passing-through house.

 

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With all the moving Urbs does, this may make more sense:

 

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They’re trying too hard to show how normal they are. Look! We love family stuff! We’re normal! The effort is so strenuous and overwrought that it actually demonstrates how not normal they are.

Add that to what we already know: disregard for rules, obsessive need to win, avoidance of accountability, manipulation and dishonesty, superficial charm, job instability, grandiosity, fearless dominance. Hmmm…

 

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